Wednesday, February 8, 2017

Back to reality !!



Writing after long time, just outta touch.  Not that stuffs don't keep happening around, world is full of stuffs to write about ... may be a bit lazy. Hope to be a bit more frequent now.


India, when western world talks about it, they have this in mind that it is filled with poor and hungry people, also people with turban on head making snakes jumping out of basket. Duh even the oscar one, Slumdog Millionaire showed similar India. Come on, India has more than that.

 But yes when you are driving down the city roads and get stuck at a signal,then you realise yes its quite true. Beggars and eunuchs ready to charge on the cars with their tactics. Honestly few do need help, but most can do some type of work only if they want to, but why work hard when you are getting more by begging. At times if you tell them you can't give them as you don't have change, they would ask how much do you want? Rs500 or Rs1,000. Though this statement isn't valid at this moment as Rs1,000 have been banned, ahh guess having a long makeover. 

So coming back to the topic, recently some stuffs happened in life which made me deal with beggars, like need to feed them and blah blah. In my city you will find lots of beggars, but I never knew this side of story. I always thought them to be awww poor guys but I was proved wrong. Recently mom asked me to get few beggars as she wanted to give lunch at home. I was instructed to get 11 blokes. Nearby there is a place where loads of poor people sit and beg. I knew the place and I thought it is a piece of cake. There I went thinking just eleven, Damn how would I choose amongst so many? But this thought didn't remain the exact same when I reached there. 

As I reached there I saw loads of people sitting, males, females and also kids. They all looked at me as if I am some spy or agent, where I was thinking I might be the Santa for them, yeah but slimmer version. Amongst them, a mid aged guy came up, who looked perfectly fine, just clothes were bit messy but yeah thats in style ,isn't it ? I did tell him that I need eleven of you as want to serve you lunch at my place. What do you expect in reply? When, at what time? or Can it be increased a bit more? or may be a bit bright happy face, not a grin or something? Wrong , it was Whats in the menu? I was like whaaaaat? These guys needs to know menus before they go ? I guess he understood from my expression, he clarified that they won't go if its Biryani, as they keep getting here. So if something else is there, they will come. Thank God we had proper homemade lunch, I told him no its regular food, simple and plain. Then they were like okay you tell me the place, we would be there in half an hour, I did give him the details and came back. 

Later I came to know from one of my cousins about more of such stuffs, like there are people who wants to feed the poor, so they give simple stuffs like veggies and rice, but these fellas also wants non veg along. Wow. There are people who are not able to prepare food for so many people at home, which is very logical and they prefer taking them to local small food stall or hotel and allow them to have whatever they wish. Sounds nice and simple? what possibly can go wrong? You have choices, No biryani.. also you have non veg too. Perfect right??? Wrong again folks, its the damn hotel, they will only have from hotels which they like, obviously not fancy hotel, local but it has to be their choice. They don't like food from all the hotels. Yeah I knew some drama about them like they won't accept one or two rupee coins, may be 5 bucks or 10. We spent schools days with that amount on money.Now I feel I am more down to earth than them ! ;)

Wednesday, October 2, 2013

PAGLA NA KA

Well been a long time since i wrote a blog ! too much crappy stuffs ! anyway m back for good now !! Happy days are over now, its work time these days!! N India doesnt practice the best labour law !! Trust me its pathetic, they make u work from morning to late night !! We do have fixed entry time but the exit one is missing !! At times we feel home is hotel,we just go eat n sleep n come back again in morning!! I have joined this bank,all work places r crap.. no matter where u are. So my work comprises of interacting with clients and people coming in to deposit/withdraw money. So there is a colleague of mine who keeps on saying a particular phase.. no matter wat u say... his reply will include that. Me: Chal bhai aaj cold drink pila? Guy: PAGLA NA KA ? Paisa nahi hai !! Me: Kar meeting hai morning ko,jaldi aayega na ? Guy: PAGLA NA KA ? I cant come so early. Me: Client had called, reach by 4.30. Guy: PAGLA NA KA ? itna barish mein nahi jaunga!! He is so used to this phase that he doesnt even know where he is speaking. Once a client came in and asked regarding savings account.. just for ur knowledge purpose...our basic one starts from 10k. So the client asks the features, benefits etc, he convinces the client to open one account. The client says I will pay 10K and open two accounts!! He replies "PAGLA NA KA ? HUMLOG KA YAHAN DUS SE EK HI HOGA,PAGLA NA KA ?"!! The guy was shocked as he cudnt believe what he was hearing!! We laughed our ass out!! From that day onwards we offically call him PAGLA NA KA !! we do make more samples at our office!! we have different scheme codes for different accounts. Current accounts start wid CA and savings wid SB !! Like 10k account has a different code, the one wid 25k has a differnt one as their features r different !!every form we send goes with the respective scheme codes!! SO this guy(SAMIRAN) includes the all the features in the basic one, like higher ATM card withdrawl limit,low loan rates which in reality isnt!! we decided as the account which he pitches for doesnt really exist , the Scheme code wud be SB(SAVINGS BANK)Samiran... SBSAMIRON !! There is another guy who keeps on sleeping !! At times guys comes from training dept n briefs us abt new product !! SO this guy is sitting right infrnt and fall asleep !!Another day he was accompanying another guy at a client's home, n he literally was abt to fall off the chair dozing !! Then there is this guy who once got locked up by the client at the house as the client didnt get the card and chequebook on time! we had to go and help him to get out !! TO which reminds me I the place where my branch lies, is one f da most amazing n beautiful places in Calcutta with the most wonderful crowd ! (FEEL THE PUN) Initially when i was posted there, firing took place and a police officer got shot!! another firing took place few months back!! Few week back ppl found RDX in the area!! U THINK I HATE THE AREA ?? PAGLA NA KA !!

Thursday, June 30, 2011

Project Roar !!

After 22years of fun, I finally got to taste the reason why we waste our years with studies…for a job that is. From college I got a internship for 2 months,it’s a part of the curriculum, and it contains 200marks. So colg ppl gave me an org name IMRB and told me if I change the company, they wont help me in final placements….douche! IMRB is a marketing research company, companies uses its service when they plan to launch a new product or understand demand,etc etc..! Am with 9 other guyz from my colg,good m not alone..why should I face the heat alone ? My internship startd from 10th this month, all f us planned to meet at a place and then go together. I reached 45mins early,thnx 2 my sis. With next 15mins most f em came, xcpt f one… he made us wait till 10(10 was our reportin tym), we didn’t want to be late… gives a bad impression!! So we headed towards the office,told him to come and give a call,we’ll help with the directions. As I entered the office, the staff I saw, gave a impression that it’s a government org. All old n lazy ! most f em were aunties,ones who come to fill ur details durin census. Anyway they made us wait for a while before we met the head. The guy gave a small intro abt the company and left us. He said go and enjoy,watch a movie. I felt like saying ‘Sir, pay for our tickets! ‘ . Anyway we didn’t go for a flick,rather headed back to home. Next day we got the project,it was takin details from companies about their online presence.. like havin its own website/email address/blogs,etc. Man, this is wat we do ? no skills ? My target was to get 10 companies,lucky I got, bt later the guy added few more to my list !
My second project I got made us wait for a week,anyway on Monday the guy called and asked to come down to office with an id proof and two copies of photos. I was on my way for a flick wid me pal, but I had to turn back home .Thought we will get the new project,but the guy just took the photos and left us,was so pissed, I cancelled my plan for a flick just because of this ? the guy told us to come at 9 the next day. We went at 9,the guy made us wait till 11, then gave a briefin abt the project. It was like go to the airport and ask the passenger are they aware of certain ad,related to wildlife and illegal trade of it,crappy work. Our next schedule to come to office was next day at 3pm.Was like okay next day I’ll go for a early morning flick, but my crappy luck, the guy called up at night and asked us to come at 11.30. there goes my flick plan again. We reached at 11.30,the guy made us wait till 12.30 ,gave us a questionnaires and allotted us the number of samples for each of us and asked us to reach airport by 3,and it was 1.30 that time. We all were pissed. We cannot work without food, so we hunted for a small eatery thingy,didn’t wanna go 2 arsalan and other places and have rolls. After searchin we found a small roadside stall where they were selling roti and veggies,we had dat and boarded a shuttle for airport. We reached there at 3.20,lil late, but couldn see office guy anywhere. We called him up, he was like wait for a while, we are coming.atlast around 4 we saw him coming.he got off and went to talk to airport officials. He came out, and again went back. We were like fuck no, we don’t want this job,it sucks, passengers wouldn’t entertain us, after landin they will b eager to go back home rather answerin to my questions. Anyway around 5 the guy came out and said, u ppl need to go 2 ur local police station and get some certificate which states that u don have any criminal records and all. The other guy said consider it to 2 b scrapped. Actually since past 1 n half years they are tryin to do this project but aint getting proper permission from airport. After we heard that project wont take place, atleast for now we were all dancing behind sir’s back !!! Thank You God for this, saved me from a big shit ! Guess Project Roar needs to gets it throat cleared first!!

Sunday, April 24, 2011

Aai Pee Yelll

Yeah IPL is back in town !! It’s a rip off of football leagues, instead of fotties ,it deals with cricket.Even they have cricket leagues outside India,but it’s a more attractive and smarter form. Indians are crazy abt such stuffs !Like most of the ppl of Calcutta even I decided to watch the match at the stadium. But the catch was I will watch it only if I get complimentary tickets ! I aint spendin cash to watch a cricket match! On Friday I got couple f tickets ,thanx to my cousin. Kolkata Vs Banglr. Dragged a pal along, I had asked asshole to be ready and come down to the bus stop by 3.15, that guy came after at 3.35pm and da match was stated to start from 4. Anyway boarded a crammed up bus,and bus rides in Cal be a diff experience. U get to hear all kinds of swears ,ppl screamin at fellow passengers,screamin at da driver,screamin on top of their voice n talkin on phone! Bloody frustrated assys !!
Anyway was lucky that I reached within 15mins.Now came the checkin,lord o lord… they pressed all my pockets, n I was like hope they don squeeze my balls !! may b I m hidin chocolate bombs ova there,which they didn!! Thank god ! The stadium was almost filled ,ppl geared up with their cheers and ..comments! They hav upgraded the stadium a lot! Better washroom,proper food counter and yeah proper places to sit ,not a stone slab or somethn ! I went there after like a decade or so. I went up to my seat and saw a guy sittin, we said the seat has been allotted to us, so please sit somewhere else. The guy was no the police has asked me to sit here,he told me to sit here I wont move. I was fuck u, me aint wasting tym blabbering to motherfucker n decided to sit just behind my actual seats . Soon a four was hit and da crowd started screamin ! just beside our row, there were a large group f young guys n gals, they were tryin to do the Mexican wave, thet were like “ 10…9..8…7…6…5…4..3…2.1.. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH”… sadly it didn work ! after tryin atlast the wave did happen…. And after its 3rd lap and it died !! sad !! now comes the cheerleaders…WOW ! specially hats off to Vijay Maal-liya, amazing ones he had hired. Where in Cal do u get to see hot white chicks( excluding new market/Park street). Suddenly saw ppl crowdin infrnt of da entrance, I saw that a shahrukh look a like was in the field,tryn to boost da crowd. And ppl flocked to see that and limits was that they were clickin snaps with him.. I mean fuck ! food out there apart from water is damn expensive! Just had wafers and soft drinks….!! After the innings of Kolkata, came the hurricane, from banglr,chris gayle… he just whooped the asses of the bowlers.. amazing one !!
People were like “Saala,Kolkatar keye kolkata ke marchis ? “ sadly the home team lost, but it was a good entertainer !! Issue occurred while coming back home… we couldn’t find one decent mode of transport!! Few buses plyin(most of the bus routes were deviated ).we missed da last train by few minutes. And cabs didn wanna go. So we decided to walk. It was a real long walk,tried to hitchhike but cal ppl aint used to that ! no one stopped.. even the police patrol car didn stop n offer any help!! After we had covered around 70% of the distance and were closer to our area, me pal called up another pal n asked him to come with his bike and drop us home. After a good long wait of 15mins,the guy came.. ahhh was like a blessing ! Thought my legs wud kill me but surprisingly it didn pain a bit ! May b next tym I’l walk a marathon….not !!

Sunday, March 6, 2011

Bdayz !!

I donno y ppl get excited abt birthdays. The person is gettin older,its sad... he would b burned by the society wid tons of stuffs like u need to earn,u need to act more matured,u need to take all family responsibility like doin household shoppin… damn n if it’s a girl then the family wud start lookin for perspective groom.they start the “Search for the perfect Groom” as soon as the girl turns 18. They say by the girl completes her studies,that is college, we’ll find a nice n decent one. It takes 3-4 years 2 search 4 a guy ? there are 1000 males per 938 females.!! and by the tym the family decides on one groom after 3 years,the girl is in love wid sum college mate ! lets not get distractd frm my topic… that is my birthday.
Well birthdays aint that bad either, u get gifts, ppl treat u better,just 4 a day that is!! But don’t expect that in our school. Once they come 2 know its ur birthday,they’ll say “Aaj tera Happy birthday hai na”, no today is my sad birthday, Happy one comes next month wen I see the results, they give u bday bumps(man those hurts),take a forced treat, and may b make fun of u. I never faced it coz durin mine one every1 is busy wid their exams ! Luckyy Me!!
As a kid, we used to be in a party surround by tons of cousin n cries of younger cousinz.Those games and “Humpty-dumpty”.those cheeks pullin my relatives..ahhh nightmares!!Good that we are grown ups, we prefer spendin tym wid pals. But I try 2 keep the day for pals n the night part for family, orelse they’ll b like yeah now y think abt u, enjoy wid ur friends at pubs n clubs n “Ministry of sound”. Too bad this year most f me pals were busy with somethn or the other, so there wasn’t any treat or somethn. But yeah went 4 ‘Doodhcola’ wid one f me pals in evenin. Man had it after such a long tym. Entire day was at CCD mushyin arnd wid my girl. Its nice to be with her. Love her presence arnd me.I bet she is readin this, so herez me sayin “Love Ya Loads”. Anyway went 2 college aftr dat n I had no idea wat was there waitin 4 me. College pals got a cake for me just to take the cream n apply it on my face.Ahh man they screwed my face..err.. it is screwed frm before !! You cant expect all Indians to have amazing skin n face! India is filled wid Browns n blacks. Yeah there are wiggaz too …example Reetika!! Evenin was slow as was at home, cutting the cake frm “Family “ end. Then suddenly my aunt asked that u turned 21? I said no, 22. Then she said completed 22 or stepped in 22? I was like wat ? 22 is 22 how can I step in n out ? anyway mum cleared it,it was 22 n I stepped in 23 accordin 2 her. Confusin ppl!!

Saturday, January 15, 2011

Emm BEe Yay

All ya guyz herez wishin u a fuckin happy fuckin new fuckin year !! May all u ppl get the keyz 2 unlock pyjamaz!!
Man o man the year 2010 was fun ,atleast 4 me !! After the kickass moments at CL I finally got in2 a bskool!! Too bad I was alone,all my palz betrayed me n went 2 sumother bskoolz..Fuck u adeem !! I really believed dat bskool shud b disciplined and all… but here ? Hardly any blokes turn up! Why o Lord Why….unless our asses get whooped we don’t learn!! The good thing is that we don’t wear formals everyday,give me an ac car n ac classroom sure I’ll wear formals n turn up !!
My section has all the insane ppl !! one guy sits n toks abt how bad our college is … dude u hav already enrolld urslf..there is no lookin back…so stop complainin n start takin things in a positive way.there is one guy who toks on phone wid his mum while class is goin on. Another one eats more than khali!! He actually eats two meals for lunch. There is a chick who ends up blabberin answers to teacher !! n me pal makes fun f me by relatin me to her… n dat has a story behind it..Once she came n gave her email address so dat I cud add her in the group email list and while she was givin me her id.. she said.. “Oh its so hot” and this thing me pal heard n said ooo see she feels hot when she is near u !!! stupid ass !! one of me pal in college is such a big fan of SRK that he gave chocz on birthday of SRK!!And my section has already become blacklisted !! durin exam donno which cunt wrote an abuse next to a chix name on attendance sheet…. Man dis is sooo fuckin lame !! Our profz r equally insane!! Our mis prof speaks sooo soft that apart frm 1st couple f benches none can hear his voice. N he always speaks abt how bad our city is n hw good America is where he used to work …n I m sure he got kickd out ! :D then is GD..our stats sir who gave promising speeches like politicians then scwd us at da end f da exam !! bloody completed 3 imp chaptrz in 1hr !! Douche bag !!! law classes were soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fuckin borin !! almost dozed off !!! the best thng my college has is canteen n IT lab…. I like it !! though most f da tym canteen runs out f those spl food…still….!!!
Nevertheless …still I ended up makin a good set f pals!! Do hav tons f fun durin the class !! Pretty happy coz I really expctd that mba wud scrw my ass hard !! Still havin a safe ass till now…. Lets see wat hapnz next !!

Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Nandan se no bandhan

Movies !! now that’s something I love to watch…specially comic ones !! recently I went for a movie with my cousin at Nandan for It’s a wonderful afterlife flick!! For those who don’t know about Nandan,it’s a theatre made by the govt of west Bengal for the citizens ! many international film festivals are held there so it’s a pretty decent theatre! It screens Bengali,hindi n also foreign flicks! Enuf abt da description!!! It was an evenin show, I went to get the tickets….. no queue..tickets are pretty cheap..wat more do I want ? as I was gettn da ticket, a girl came to buy tickets,she was accompanied by her pals ! Looked bong to me n boy I was proved right the next moment! She said “AII ETA KI SIN-EMAA ?” n she read like dis
“ EETS A ONE-DERFOOL APHTARLIE-EF ?? BABA RE” !! I was like fuck if u don’t know what flick is on,why do you come ? me cousin n me were laughin our ass off ! the previous show had just got over and tons f bongs were comin out f the theatre(previous show was some bong flick)! I was just shockd to see so many people watchin at nandan! I went inside the theatre … decent ambience..empty seats!! Was seated to my allotted seat…. N slowly people startd comin in ! after a while I realized that just the 1st two rows of the hall were filled(balcony) n rest 15-20rows behind were empty!! Obviously people wanted to space out !! but the attendant was like NO u have to sit accordn 2 ur allotd seat no ! fuck man ..wat an asshole!! Then suddenly heard a “TRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIINGGGG” …a bell rang…which meant its time for the show… lights dimmed out !! I was like damn .. sounded I was back in school ! The flick startd n after a while I did change the seat ! take dat sucker!!! Sound : GOOD Picture : GOOD Seats:Okay !! crowed : decent because it was NOT a hindi or bong flick !! Attendants: CRAAP aall bloody over 50years old !!

Friday, March 19, 2010

Tere Naam

Writin after a looooooooooong time !! I truly believe in the phrase “"What's in a name? That which we call a rose,By any other name would smell as sweet."But why name your kid so that world can make fun ???
1) It was my friend’s ex’s sisz bday! We were invited over there,no chicken still food was pretty good at Saturday Club. Then we were introduced to this guy, lemme tell u how he introduced himself , “Hi I m Lal, Lal Punjabi!! “ WHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ? WHAT WEIRD NAME IS THAT ??? though v didn say this, he said “ I KNOW MY NAME IS DIFFERENT” !!Fuck yeah its different !! Any Safed Mallu ? or Gulabi Bihari ? or Hara Bangali arnd ?? The funniest part was that HE WASN A PUNJABI…. He was a Bihari ! Weird world !!
2) Mayanti Langer !!! N shez an Indian… a HOT one !!
3) Micheal Madhusudhan Dutt – Michael n he is a Bengali ! no sense of name!!
4) Ustav Anthony Mondal – though he was my friend still… Ustav n anthony ?
5) Vicky Micheal Hussain mixture f H & M !!
6) Alyssa Megnonsa- singer !! neah not English onez…. HINDIIIIIIII !!!
7) HARDICK BUNKA !!! wat a dicky name !!!
8) Jaspreet- a GUY
9) Jasnjeet- a GIRL… no offence to da punjabiz.. but y such names ? cant even identify da sex frn name
10) Soumya- I had a classmate with that name.. n I m frm a BOYS' school n eventually I have a female version of Soumya !!

COME UP WITH BETTER NAMES.... common wud do.. but yeah if there isn such names how will v pull their legs ?? CHAMPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!!!!

Thursday, December 31, 2009

THE END OF ONE F MY BEST YEARz

The End of the Year 2009!!damnn !! 2009 An amazing year!! Unexpected things happened!!It was a year of variations... frm fights to love....Surprises to SHOCKS !! Basically GOOD things happened!! The Year has been EXTREMELY LUCKY for me,in Every sphere...Academics...Love...Fun..Friendships !! Lets recap....

Jan- Ahhh.. went to Hyderabad to meet Tarique! Had a wonderful time with him n fatty!
Jan- Went to Pune!! shit hole bus journeyyy !! froze my asssss !!!
Jan- Met sum spl frnds in Cal for da 1st time !!!
Feb- Cousin's Weddin at Patna !! Fun times wid all f me cousins!! P.S-PATNA IS VERY VERY DIRTY... DIRTIER THAN CALCUTTA...IMAGINEE!!
Feb-CAREER LAUNCHERRRRRR..aahhh !! But very nice!! seriously...!! don look at me.. i never paid attention ova there!! Materials were really nice!!
March-MY BDAYYY !! HHAHAAA !! :P
April-IPL
May-ELECTIONS !! MAMATAAA BANERJEEEEEE....SO SexxEEEEEEEE !!!
June-Exams
July- Met Tarique n fatty again ... but this time in Cal
July- Went to Mumbai
July- Went to Pune again...Very nice trip... Met Chubby,Nidz n also Sanju!Buggd Sanju alot !!
Aug- HEHE HAHA times wid frnds
Sept- Cool times wid CB
Oct-RESULTSSSS ! GOT THRUUU !! YAY !! plus Cousinz came over!Spent sum very quality n fun times wid em !!
Nov-Deba backk in town... too bad cudn meet her!! Sorry Buddy!!
Dec-Tarique came....n also Reetika (n shez still here) n Charles(Gr8 guy) too! WAT A LUNCH WE HAD!! lolzzz
Dec-MAT
Dec-MAT results(Got thru again)
Dec-Sittin n writing a blog( da last day f da year) apparently da last hour f da year!!

Hope Da New Year...that is 2010 stays for me as fun n as lucky as 2009 !!
2009..a very very VERYYY important year in my shit life !!
Wishing A Very Funfilled ,Stongbonded 2010 to all me pals who read my blog
n 4 those who doesn... may ur comp hangs wen u r watchin porno n ya mum enters ya room!!

Sunday, November 1, 2009

Outskirt

A week back i went to sum place outside Cal ! I mean just outside city limits! like 30km frm my place! My cousin,5 f his frnds n me!! two cars ! food ... Check!! Petrol... Check! Music ...Check!! Thought v wudn need anythn else! v were soo wrong !!
V were asked to keep da car almost near da startin f da lane, coz da lane wud get narrow n there wud b no place to park da car! so v had no options rather than to walk!! v walked n walkd n walkd!dat son f a gun told us its just a km away !!
It was damn sunny, thank god da roads were kinnda shady... atleast sum parts were !!wish v had umbrellas!!da place smelled f cow shit!! completely empty road!! not even one single person walkin excpt us!! v walkd for abt 20mins,no way v were walking more!!! walkin was da only mean... no other means f transport also! coz it was afternoon n it was a village so ppl were inside their house!! lazy bastards!!! Saw a mini-dor cumin,Tata Ace... thank god!! just hitch hikd it!! never knew it was so fun on a mini-dor! n journey was like a safari!! trees all creepin on u !! it was lyk we r going n going n goin!! after 30mins reachd da destination!!
But bigger prob came up! how will v come back to da cars ? v cant get lucky all da tym! atlast found an auto.. only one was dere !! so v had no options.. 8guys+ da driver in one auto!! gettin da scene ? very very uncomfortable yet very very very fun n hilarious journey !!bumpy ride.. bt reachd were da cars were parkd !!

U think dis is da end ? NOO !!


We were rite at da extreme southern tip.... frm there we went to extreme north !! Diagonally coverd up Cal !! not bad !! but v were hungry ! no place to eat ! v weren in a mood to eat chips n all !! asked one shop if they hav dumplinz n all or atleast sumthin to eat ! they were like no.. will start cookin frm 6 wen da owner f da shop cums!! wat shitt yaar ! damn!! anyways completd da job n came back home arnd 6 n had food!! Over 120kms !! not bad !! not bad at all!!

Coolest Cousinz

Memories!! Love em!! One should keep em coming!! Earlier things were so nice! Had amzain time with cousins. Our group consistd f 11-15cousins(depends on da time).i guess I have da coolest cousins arnd !!Life was so damn active! Everyday we used to play cricket on terrace but v usually played inside…I mean da verandah. Almost broke all da fragile things around,lamps,clocks! Window panes were spared coz v kept da windows open! Weekend mornings were booked by swimming classes or morning walks or cricket(field)! Once I was playing wid da cousins on terrace, I was fieldin at silly point.. n it was “silly” ! one f me cousins whackd da ball hard n BOOM !! it hit my…….!! Yes u guessed it rite!! Damn it was fuckin swollen !! it took a long tym to recover! Arnd a month!! Weekends ..specially Sundays used to be a family lunch! One would find all f em, I mean granfather n his branches n their branches(uncles,aunties n their kids) at this house on a Sunday n during summer/winter/puja vacations! But Sunday was follwed by Monday! Crappp!!early mornin school!!
Loved new year time! I mean 31st december used to be a big get togther of us(cousins)! During dat time award shows were pretty new. People used to watch it unlike now a days! We used to watch it till 11pm n after that our fun started! We used to play cards,hide n seek n also dat game where u hav to gues da name f da flick! Cards were pretty fine.. rest were definitely not fine !! we used to play hide n seek in pitch darkness!! Verandah’s night lamp was da only light dat was switch on.. rest were switchd off!! No lights inside rooms!! N worst part was dat u have to tell da names wen u find em! Too dark n sppoooky! Plus cousins used to make all these freaky noises !! n they used to hide in all worst places u can think of!! sumtyms on ceilnz..wid support frm da walls!(passage towards da washroom,as da passage isn too wide, one can take da supprt frm both f da walls !! but it was freaky fun!! n da other game was wicked!! Cousins used to ask to act n express da names f da C grade flicks!!
N loads f shit v did!! Specially my cousin bros!! they were…sorry are.. so so so wicked!! frm flirtin arnd wid chix to spendin awsum holidays!! We did it almost all f da things !! n still v keep doin all shit n all !!

Sunday, October 25, 2009

Bad to Good !!

People say i m bad,pervert,asshole,wicked..... but i wasn like this.Actually i was very well mannered,very decent,very innocent..... till class5 !! Until Class 6, all of me pals were completely bong.... so i had their influence on me. I never abused, actually once i did.. wen i was a kid.... n my parents whoopd my ass! that was da 1st n da last time my parents gave me a whack!!so u now know da reason y i m like dis ! As i was saying, i had this all bong group....da nerdz....so i was unknown f many facts! n later on... i mean wen i was in class 12.. i came to know dat most f da guys frm dat had turnd gays!! Lucky me !!!
That time pen fights were on a great hype,dat was our fav game!! Championships to knockout tournamnts!! but apart frm dat... this shit game v used to play.. donnno how cud i ever play such a shit game!! "Chor Police" , da game in which u hav to pick up chits.. n inside dem one wud b "chor" n other "police".. da others wud just take part.... da guy has to catch da "chor".. n if da chor winks to sum1.. da guy shud say "I M DEAD" !! so da police has to find out who is da one b4 all d da ppl r "winked" out! so v were playin one day n i was kickin a guy.. n dat fucker wnt n complaind to da teacher.. i mean a who was incharge f da block ! i donno y... but ppl used to see me n think i m very innocent..so as usual teacher was like okay fine ..u r a good boy don do it nxt tym!! i was lyk okay sir! came back to my place.. n again startd kickin him! asshole!! n yeah wid due respct to bongs.... most f da bongs.. not all.. coz i know handful f guys who r very nice, apart from them most r back bitchers n tattle talers ! worse dan gals!! i had loads f experiences!
will tell ya one ... in class 7 there was one douche! he used to sit beside me! bad luck dude... u r sittin beside me.. so u gotta bear me! as usual i was doin dis n dat.... apart frm wat da teacherz had askd and i used to bug him,lyk make fun n one day his parents came n complained to da PRINCIPAL.. dat i don let him study!! bastard... if u hav probs then move ur fuckin ass .. don sit beside me!! how can guys b like this!! later half f my school life was cool.. thnx to afzal( for ruinin me..
actually for teachin me.. ) tango.. n da commerce guys n yeah adeem(after school days)!! actually afzal used to tell me all freaky adult jokes to me!!! Amazin one... !! since then i startd becomin a "GOOD" boy!! n each day passd on n i gaind more n more knowledge! We go to school to gain knowledge rite ? bad or good.... its never mentioned!
Early days(class 7-9) v used to be happy seeing cleavage f actresses or wen we used to go through words like "SEX" "Intercourse" "AIDS"(coz aids was always by sex) ! N guys were mad about TOI(Times Of India) specially da TIMES CITY... u know da reason rite ? HOT CHIX PIX!! N used to go through da biology books,used to look at da diagrams(commerce guys v were) !! n Library Class was a class were v used to talk abt sex !! donno y..!! u see bunch f guys tokin in dat class.. its gotta be sex! n rest went off to sleep.. dreamin abt sex!!

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Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Early days !!

Kiddo age! lovedd itt !! Amazin Logics they have !! N i bet every1 didsumthng or da other which was funny n weird !!
When i was a kid i HAD these on my mind:
#1. If u water any solid that is in a bucket thing,plants would grow of it! n YES i used to water my garbage can !!
#2.If u swallow a chewing gum,chewing gum plant wud cum out frm ya stomach thru nose n ears.
#3.Ants kisses eachother wen they bump wid eachodr.
#4.Santa Claus doesn visits my area because its conjusted.
#5.Babies just happen to come(n yeah i was unknown f da FACT until i was in class6)
#6."KAMASUTRA" was somthing lyk "mangalsutra". bt i didn know whr da gals wore it!!
#7.When ppl die,they stick their tongue out.
#8.Drivers are the happiest ppl coz they drive cars all thru day n enjoy themselves.
#9.If u use headnshoulders shampoo,aftr a while ur hair will grow till ya shoulders.(why wud they name it "Head & Shoulder" ???)
#10.I can do wat da actors in bollywood flicks can do!! (n i actually tried to ride down da stairs wid a tricylce,was too small to use a bicycle,bt ended up at hospital)!!


Couple f memories !!

My mum forced me to sleep durin da afternoon,coz if i didn, i wud b sleepin entire evening (studies wud fall asleep too) and to make sure i do sleep she lockd it frm inside. this i m tokin abt is wen i was arnd 4-5 yrs old. one day i wanted to go 2 da washroom,bt my mum had already slept. n i really needed to pee. wat to do? so i just opend da window,used to say on 2nd floor, n i did my job! donno wat hapnd to da passerbyz!!


If u can remembr, there was a flick called "Junoon", starin Rahul Roy.Yes the flick in which he wud bcum tiger.After watchin dat i was scared to go out,thinkin dat ppl wud turn in2 tigers n eat me ! Cudn even go alone upstairs thinkin he was waitin 4 me!!!


any1 scared f ghosts ? any1 ??

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Love,Crush,Snapppp !

love ? i bet every1 has been thru this "known yet inexpressible" feelin !! man this love has affectd many f my frnds! happy days n den CRACCKKKKK! BREAK UPS!! sheesh!! b4 fallin in love one should ask himself/herslf...wat kinnda gal/guy does one want ? i want girl who is cute..sweet...carin...fun lovin........ who is not emo...who can tolerate me....who is beautiful n yeah she shud know how to carry herslf GRACEFULLY !! if u miss out even one of da mentiond thngs... u r not in my "love" list!!

1st one.....sum gal named priyanka...dis was in K.G ! !!she was awsumly cute !! then in class 2 i got shiftd to the "boys" section.. n the end f my love! Lost touch! wish i had a mobile dat tym.. wud hav given her my no!! though i had landline dat tym... bt PARENTS!! wen u know u r doin sumthin which u r not supposd to do....u r overcautious!
then came this chick in dat hardcore tuitions...class 5.... her name was zeba! ahan.. pretty gal!! crushhh!! dat time i didn hav da guts to do all this.....i had dis bigger headache..TEACHER!!(refer to previous post)! so no crush n love till class 8 !!

Then i joind dis site HI5....n made shit lotta friends!! i came across this chick...awsumly sweet....cute...though she wass kinnda chubby...yet i liked her!!i did go n meet her at sum mall! n i splashd in luv !! just luvd her perfume!!! this tym it was like u see in bollywoods...!! sleepless nights n all shit !! used to get her sweet smell... !! then thngs got messy n THE END!!though met many chix frm sites durin dat phase,bt all were crappy !! meksy was nice,bt later she fell in luv wid her classmate..a chick!! ahh crapp !! disha wasn gr8,though her eyes were nice!
Again i fell in luv was in class 11... wid this maths/english tuition chick!! guess she kinda likd me too! used to call n text n all! bt later i found out she was me frnd's sis ! BIG NO !! n plus sumthn was wrong wid her,lyk stopd replyn! may b coz i didn smile at her back wen she was xpctin.. !! who cares ! MOVE ON !!
no chix in me colg so 4get it!! btw yeah this chick at my CL was cute,guess her name was aparna!! ahh ..like her !!bt she had dis gujju guy wid him(guess hez a gujju... looks like one) plus she was sum relative f da english teacher!! Lunia was okay too... bt i didn like her voice!!
last year i was in da bus,was goin4my drivin classes,suddenly i saw this chick...fair,cute lookin,long hair n i was lyk damnnn!! didn know who was she! so nxt thng i did was tell me very good pal,eram, abt her! her description n her school! n she ..yes.. she did provide me wid all da info abt her!! coool !!
bt yeah derz a gal whom i like alot! kinnda fulfils my criteria,lets see !! n da best part is... she likes me more dan i lyk her !! man i liked gals always n still am likin em!!lets see wat happns...NEXT!!

Teacherz !!

Teachers.... one f best things to be !! Teach shit to students.... if pissed...whoop their asses!! Bt yeah... if ur a teacher at My school... then its ur worst nightmare!! I wont talk about my school teachers,lemme tell u abt my private tutors !!
I had normal teachers(who used to take all subjects),drawing teachers,bengali teachers,english teachers,science teachers,commerce teachers n HANDWRITING TEACHER!!
YES HANDWRITING....my handwritin is still crap.. it was crappier before!used to get all comments on my papers.. "WHAT IS THIS ?" "PLEASE IMPROVE YOUR WRITING!!" "CANT READ".... n sumtyms even i cudn make out wat i wrote !!

The 1st one,primary teacher, was an old lady who used to teach me English n Arabic ! She was from UAE... don remembr exactly which part f it !! She was nice! She had evn taught my prev generation... means my uncles n dad !! she taught me till class 1 !! aftr dat another kind teacher came, no screams no shouts !! smoothly n perfect! BUT GOD HAD SUM BIG SURPRISES FOR ME!!

Wen i got promoted to class 4, i was thrown to this "family" teacher! she had taught al f me cousins.... atleast 12 of em... n now it was my turn! now lemme tell u abt her!! she was an anglo indian... no issues wid me...used to teach near my place... no issues...USED TO BEAT SHIT OUT F DA STUDENTS..HELL YEAAH I HAV ISSUES!!! Didn do ur homework ? WHAAACKKK!!Didn score good marks?WHACCCK!! u missed few classes? WHACK!!! ur late?? WHACKKKKK!! not only slaps...ear twists..kneel down n half chairz !! therez more... used to get hit wid wooden rulers... belts....canes...!! ahhh !! HARDCORE !! n yeah.... belt...wid da leather part....n sumtyms wid buckle part!! FUCKKKK!!!! rulers n canes on palms n arms n belt on da body! sumtyms used to ask to take da shirt off !! once i got dis candle punishmnt!! she took a candle...lit it...n asked me to show me my palm...!! n she just held my palm n askd a student to just hold da candle beneath..so dat da flame touches my nails!! nails doesn burn.... just feel da paiinnnnn!! damn !! guess a prisioner also doesn gets such punishmnts !! bt did dat change me? NO FUCKING WAY !!i still used to go widout doin homeworks! n yeah i never cried(i mean scream)... no one ever heard a sound frm me... only eyes used to be all leaky!! n if one student starts gettin da whacks.. all da otherz wud get... hook or by croook !! n her sister was more dangerous... more evil...had more ways of givin punishmnts !!once i saw her puttin a cane rite insde da guy's mouth!! thank god i didn go to her !! bt my one used to take us for movies.... dinners... at wimpys... it was amazin.. now its nt here in Cal anymore (i mean wimpy's)! two extreme combination she had!! she didn take all da students... just my sis n few cousins n me !! v were close to their hearts! dats y i guess i neva got da buckle shots !! then at class 9 finally i left dat tuition n joined much calm n nicer ones!!!!
amazed to see me alive ????????

Sunday, September 6, 2009

Good n Bad !!

+2s were nice! specially XII! V didn study as usual n teacher never forced us ! Teachers were so tired n disgustd of tellin us to study dat things ended up few handful f students sittin n listenin 2 da teacher n REST listenin to music , playin cards,playin chess, talkin n da best watchin PORN ! that was da scene in my class!
The teacher who didn allow us to talk... like da english literature teacher...KC, used2 call her QUEEN RICHARD,v used da old method... paper n pen ! used 2 write n chat !! used 2 remind me of old way of communication! used to talk.. i mean write abt eveything... frm life to music to gfs !! thank god teachers never caught us with da paper... coz it was filled with abuses !

N every wednesday used to bunk n watch a flick at inox because on dat day v had 3 double periods of maths,eco n accounts !! TORTURE !! so watchin a flick was much better thing to do than scriblin shit ! Even inox ppl startd recognisin us ! It was like no one is allowed in school dress in da multiplex, so v had to change! Used to carry t shirts n change in middle f da road,v had no options!! scene was amazin.... every1 in blue trouserz just da t shirt was diff !!For breakfast v used to go 2 a "dhaba"....!! Miss da days !!!!!

Lemme tell u lil bit abt my college! Thought dat my colg life wud rule.... u know... cool colg... wid cool ppl ... n coolest chix !!! BUT God had sum other torturous plan 4 me !!! Crappp colg.... wid crapp ppl.. n NO CHIX !! fuck !! n if still u find sumthn good abt it... MY COLG STARTS AT 6AM !!
U guessd it rite... u cant ever find me there.... !! 1st f all.. i cant wake up at 5 just 4 a stupid colg !! 2ndly i cant wait 4 buses ......n 3rdly NO CHIX ....sorry bt i don wanna go at 6 n see guys arnd me ! NOT A GOOD WAY 2 start my day !!!
Still i did go dere few times.. n MOST of da times i go... my colg is either closed.... or i find out my exam is goin on... !! n sumtimes wen both doesn occur.. i find da entire floor... whr my class room is.... EMPTY !! EMPTYYYYYY!! no even a fly arnd !! just da lights n fans r on !! plus its kinnda creppy.... 100yr old buildin.. n no onez arnd ya !
once my exam was goin on... my 1st yr... univrsty exam.... i was writing my paper.. cool.. suddenly a teacher cums.... He stands infrnt f me...n he pulls my cheeks sayin oohhh wat a cute boy !! i was lyk sheesh....!! weirdddddo !!! MY crap luck.. wish a hot chix wud cum n do dat ! AHAA...

School Rules

I love my school. STBS-The best school a student can dream of! there U hav everythin...fun..few hot teacherz.... abuses..chix(b4 8am n after 1:30pm) n NO STUDIES !! imagine that !! i bet who didn go 2 my school missed sumthin real nice! leemme tell u abt few thngs dat happnd !

Class IX - We were frm commerce section! it was da paper showing day of our 1st term examz! did bad in all da subjects ..bt didn flunk in any! DUDE i passed in maths...n it was da last tym i passd (xcpt da boards)! rest f my class 9 - 12 results were between 10-30 !! lets get back 2 da topic...!! commerce paper was out,every1 expctd high coz every1 cheated.. da answers were lyk copy paste frm da text... bt every1 got bad marks ! checkin was real strict! da markings were 1/4,1/3 n da best one i saw was o.07 ! guys got angry... askd da teacher 2 give proper marks... he denied ! n frm da nxt class HIS LIFE BECAME HELL ! nxt day he enterd.. we made fun of him so badly dat he stoppd teachin for da rest f da session f class 9 !

Class X - There was this guy named sum banerjee,see i don even remember his name because v used 2 call him as "pinky" !! He was a S.U.P.W teacher ! v used to make so much fun f him dat he used 2 cry ! eyes wud turn red,verge of leakin! used to scream his name as "PINKY", n wen he used 2 hit we used 2 say... "aaahhh....sir,hit harder naaaa" !totally douche man !!

Class X- Geography teacher Mrs.T.Dey ... she was nice.. used 2 giv nice marks bt da guys in our class wnt b "Nice".. dey made fun f dis teacher by callin her "AAi Garam Chai","Give me TEA" coz her name was T(chai).DEY(give) n after dat she never gave good marks 2 our sections... all were below 50's. sheesh

Class-XI There was this accounts sir Pillai, a dark guy...real dark !so one day there was a powercut plus the weather was cloudy. As a result classroom was really dark n all... ! no teacher was there that time so we all were screamin n talking! one guy was screamin and abusin to another... just lyk dat.....n suddenly he got a slap... it was dat teacher! we askd him.. u cudn see dat sir came ? he was lyk "NAHI...SAALA ITNA KAALA HAI DIKHAI NAHI DIA ANDHERE MEIN" !! n he was true.. even i cudn undrstnd until i saw his teeth !! shinnin lyk moon !


Class - XI Mr Bandopadya was our commerce teacher n he didn teach us,neverrrrr.... not a single day... xcpt one ! he was always busy with his cell.. v used 2 call him as "Mobile" n he used a shit cell... very old one. One day v were all busy doing our usual stuffs, talkin n all.. while he was busy with his cell ! he went out n wen he enterd he took a maths book frm a guy who was solvin sums( da guy who came 1st in our class) n started sayin abt partnership business ! v all were SHOCKD to see him do dis ! then v saw da vice principal walking by !! SMART BOY!!!

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Horrendous Hospitals

Hospitals.... An institution that provides medical, surgical, or psychiatric CARE and treatment for the sick or the injured !! but my experience was pretty bad ! lets recapp !!!
YEAR-2007 Month-October
I had this stomach ache,i went to the doc n he gave few pills n asked me to do a test if da pain persists. Too bad da pills didn work, so had to do few blood tests.Blood tests r so shitty, den don let u eat n all ! damn !! Took da reports to da doc! after he went thru da reports, he was OH MY GOD, UR ALIVE ?.. actually sum stuffs were very very very high ! like stuffs which shud b arnd 80's was arnd 450 ! my pancreas was scrwd! i had pancreatitis! it is actually inflammation of the pancreas! n dude it pains ! no idea how i got in2 dis shit! it was like pancreas cannot be operated ..it has to be healed !! so da nxt moment i was admittied in a nursing home...near 2 me place.. !! GOD... 1st thing dey did was ask me 2 change me clothes n then put me on drip!sheesh! n dude.. NO HOT NURSES...damn !! wasn allowed 2 eat 4 2 days! only a bowl of liquid shit ! there was one a ward boy..he was appointd to take care f me at night! n wat worse can it bcum ? yes u guessd it right ... he was gayish !!n u think things cant get worse?listen 2 dis...i was given pills dat made me sleep n sleep !! i had no idea of wat was going on arnd me!! FUCK FUCK FUCK ! n da ward boys... yes boys used to bitch about each other to me ! mannn !
Injections... 4 injections a day...all IV.. n it really pains wen it goes thru ur veins! Good thing was dat me pals came 2 meet me ! n one pal got me a box f chocolates... thanx mann..sheesh !!! guess me mom gave it 2 me cousins n all! n Nid,a pal f mine used 2 call me every day... just b4 i wnt 2 sleep !! niceeee !! wen u stuck at hospi wid shit ppl... call frm frnds is wat u'l want !! after 15 days i came back home... !! me pal adeem lent me out his ps2 4 few weeks but...widin a couple f weeks i was back at another hospi.. a bigger one.. coz i was still havin da pain!!

Kothari.. ahh another shit hospital!! damn ! this one was worse dan da earlier one! i mean da tests i had gone thru.. ! dey inserted a cable thru me throat.. gawd !! n a camera was attachd .. i cud see my internal parts ! worst test i hav ever gone thru ! n tokin f tests.. i did hell lotta tests...forget blood tests...tons f em were done.. n also those scans... one was dey put me inside a machine..n plugggd a headfone .. n scannd me upper abdomen. ...anodr was same type but a diffrnt machine n dey injected me wid sum shit!! ahhh !!
yeah as i was sayin da new hospi was shit but da doc was nice ! he got me back on me feet !one good thing was dere were no gays arnd me!! da doc's receptionist was damn hot! but da nurses were shit!! damn !! over here i proggsd...drips were still on....instead f 4 i got 6 injections a day... 2 at 10am..... 2 at 6pm n one for sleepin at 10pm n one for pain !! n da nurses used 2 wake me up at 6am.. fuck !! dude i came here 2 rest.. !! but no.. 6 in mornin.. u gotta wake up n take ur bath!! sheesh ! n don forget it was kinnda cold dat tym!7am u'l get a cup of horlicks/tea n couple f biscuits! n at 8:30am shit cold bread n lil bit f fruits ! ! had to eat all shit food.. ! i was on VEG diet for 2months.... me widout chicken ! aahhh!! no spice no oil only boild food..ewww!!
but now 2 yrs gone n me almost fine !! lucky to be alive coz i know many ppl who died coz of pancreatitis! n dude try 2 avoid hospitals...atleast b4 gettin admittd check how da nurses are !

Monday, August 24, 2009

Meet in a Metrooo

Love.... 4 alphabets that can be a heal potion or a headache !!! Too complicated thingy it is !!
anyways One f me pal fell in love wid a gal.. dat was in 2007!! His 1st serious love!! u know all these online love! He had never met da gal before! So dat girl was about to "shift" to another city !! He wanted to meet, but he didnt know where !! he neva asked me abt any good places,too bad coz i knew couple f places ..atleast decent onez !!
One noon I was about to hav my lunch.. i mean i had just pickd up my plate n was headin 2 get sum rotiz... suddenly a call came !! me pal calld up n said u know whr tollygunge is ? I said yeah... n he was lyk cum widin 10mins infrnt f laxmi temple .. i m waitin ! i was lyk fuck...... so i had to run !! umm i reachd aftr 30mins.. he was quite pissd off ! i m always late ! i donno y !!anyways he was lyk i want to go to tollygunge metro station, cum wid me!! i askd him da reason.. n he was lyk i m meetin her there !! Dude ur meetin.. wat will i do? he was like no i donno da way.. n i m bit tensed.. accmpany me !! Its such an odd thing to be wid a guy n a gal !! i mean whrz my share ?? i need one to balance!! damn !! 1st meetin at a metro station... ?? amazziiin ... i only heard abt such things in flicks..1st tym i was abt 2 witness one.. !
V reachd... err we got our ass saved coz da gal was late.. she came 20 mins aftr we reachd!! V we waitd...saw weird ppl...typical ppl.. smeelllyyy n all !! we were busy huntin a place which is not crowded .. whr one can tok properly ! atlast found a subway thingy...i mean da undrgrnd pass... which ppl hardly use !! me frnd suddnly nudged me n said.. there she cums !! n there came a sweet lookin.. umm short gal !! nice .... bingo.. he had hit da jackpot!! sum shit intro n i was off... off wid me cell.. YEAH ME PRECIOUS NGAGE... listenin 2 da tracks n playin games...while dey were busy chattin ! One thing...i noticd... was dat she was wearin a nice perfume !! Sweet one !! came lyk a saviour,all those smelly ppl made my nose jammd ! I got meslf a bottle f water.. n me pal was like give it over here too ! herez da scene... i m right standin on top da top.. den is a flight f stairs.. n just infrnt f dat me pal is standin n tokin !! U know me... i m so lazy.. who will climb down ? i threw da bottle.... err me aint good at thrown stuffs.... landed just short f him.. n SPLASH... his pants got.. !!! Anyways... aftr a while v left.. she had to go n finish her packin !! Da worst part... we forgot to ask her if she wud lyk to hav lunch !! sheesh !! rookie stuffs man !! never too late to learn !!
next tym wen v met... V had dat pendin lunch.. n it was awsum.. u know y ? coz she made it !! though veg.. still !!!!!!!!

Sunday, August 23, 2009

FreeStyleeee !!!

Yo my nigga n homies out there
u know how much abt life i do care
happy wid things rite now
relaxd mood,nothin to make my raise my brow
i don give a shit nor a piss
dats y good stuffs for me r always a miss
my life is fine if u don consider sumtin
omit studies,CL ...u gettin wat i mean ?
love life has been a mess,
thinkin of it now gives me a stress,
Pros n cons r always dere,
all depends on ur partner,can stitch u up or tear
pals i hav,even me short dey make me tall
n always dere to hold me wen i fall
fun days r wid me pals,
doesn matter if dey stay in or out of cal
things gone wrong wid sum of dem

wen good things take a bad shape its utter shame
to dem dis is wat i want to say
lets not allow anythin to dismay
frnds we were,frenz v are
we rule, v r da czar
fget wat hapnd,burn in a sack
n let us "hav those good ol days back"
live life wid no regrets
smile enjoy till ya last breath !!


Miss my old days,still searchin em in new ones,but i just cant find
I wish i cud just Rewind !!

CHAA MAN
IN IT !!!