PAGLA NA KA

Well been a long time since i wrote a blog ! too much crappy stuffs ! anyway m back for good now !! Happy days are over now, its work time these days!! N India doesnt practice the best labour law !! Trust me its pathetic, they make u work from morning to late night !! We do have fixed entry time but the exit one is missing !! At times we feel home is hotel,we just go eat n sleep n come back again in morning!! I have joined this bank,all work places r crap.. no matter where u are. So my work comprises of interacting with clients and people coming in to deposit/withdraw money. So there is a colleague of mine who keeps on saying a particular phase.. no matter wat u say... his reply will include that. Me: Chal bhai aaj cold drink pila? Guy: PAGLA NA KA ? Paisa nahi hai !! Me: Kar meeting hai morning ko,jaldi aayega na ? Guy: PAGLA NA KA ? I cant come so early. Me: Client had called, reach by 4.30. Guy: PAGLA NA KA ? itna barish mein nahi jaunga!! He is so used to this phase that he doesnt even know where he is speaking. Once a client came in and asked regarding savings account.. just for ur knowledge purpose...our basic one starts from 10k. So the client asks the features, benefits etc, he convinces the client to open one account. The client says I will pay 10K and open two accounts!! He replies "PAGLA NA KA ? HUMLOG KA YAHAN DUS SE EK HI HOGA,PAGLA NA KA ?"!! The guy was shocked as he cudnt believe what he was hearing!! We laughed our ass out!! From that day onwards we offically call him PAGLA NA KA !! we do make more samples at our office!! we have different scheme codes for different accounts. Current accounts start wid CA and savings wid SB !! Like 10k account has a different code, the one wid 25k has a differnt one as their features r different !!every form we send goes with the respective scheme codes!! SO this guy(SAMIRAN) includes the all the features in the basic one, like higher ATM card withdrawl limit,low loan rates which in reality isnt!! we decided as the account which he pitches for doesnt really exist , the Scheme code wud be SB(SAVINGS BANK)Samiran... SBSAMIRON !! There is another guy who keeps on sleeping !! At times guys comes from training dept n briefs us abt new product !! SO this guy is sitting right infrnt and fall asleep !!Another day he was accompanying another guy at a client's home, n he literally was abt to fall off the chair dozing !! Then there is this guy who once got locked up by the client at the house as the client didnt get the card and chequebook on time! we had to go and help him to get out !! TO which reminds me I the place where my branch lies, is one f da most amazing n beautiful places in Calcutta with the most wonderful crowd ! (FEEL THE PUN) Initially when i was posted there, firing took place and a police officer got shot!! another firing took place few months back!! Few week back ppl found RDX in the area!! U THINK I HATE THE AREA ?? PAGLA NA KA !!