People say i m bad,pervert,asshole,wicked..... but i wasn like this.Actually i was very well mannered,very decent,very innocent..... till class5 !! Until Class 6, all of me pals were completely bong.... so i had their influence on me. I never abused, actually once i did.. wen i was a kid.... n my parents whoopd my ass! that was da 1st n da last time my parents gave me a whack!!so u now know da reason y i m like dis ! As i was saying, i had this all bong group....da nerdz....so i was unknown f many facts! n later on... i mean wen i was in class 12.. i came to know dat most f da guys frm dat had turnd gays!! Lucky me !!!
That time pen fights were on a great hype,dat was our fav game!! Championships to knockout tournamnts!! but apart frm dat... this shit game v used to play.. donnno how cud i ever play such a shit game!! "Chor Police" , da game in which u hav to pick up chits.. n inside dem one wud b "chor" n other "police".. da others wud just take part.... da guy has to catch da "chor".. n if da chor winks to sum1.. da guy shud say "I M DEAD" !! so da police has to find out who is da one b4 all d da ppl r "winked" out! so v were playin one day n i was kickin a guy.. n dat fucker wnt n complaind to da teacher.. i mean a who was incharge f da block ! i donno y... but ppl used to see me n think i m very innocent..so as usual teacher was like okay fine ..u r a good boy don do it nxt tym!! i was lyk okay sir! came back to my place.. n again startd kickin him! asshole!! n yeah wid due respct to bongs.... most f da bongs.. not all.. coz i know handful f guys who r very nice, apart from them most r back bitchers n tattle talers ! worse dan gals!! i had loads f experiences!
will tell ya one ... in class 7 there was one douche! he used to sit beside me! bad luck dude... u r sittin beside me.. so u gotta bear me! as usual i was doin dis n dat.... apart frm wat da teacherz had askd and i used to bug him,lyk make fun n one day his parents came n complained to da PRINCIPAL.. dat i don let him study!! bastard... if u hav probs then move ur fuckin ass .. don sit beside me!! how can guys b like this!! later half f my school life was cool.. thnx to afzal( for ruinin me..
actually for teachin me.. ) tango.. n da commerce guys n yeah adeem(after school days)!! actually afzal used to tell me all freaky adult jokes to me!!! Amazin one... !! since then i startd becomin a "GOOD" boy!! n each day passd on n i gaind more n more knowledge! We go to school to gain knowledge rite ? bad or good.... its never mentioned!
Early days(class 7-9) v used to be happy seeing cleavage f actresses or wen we used to go through words like "SEX" "Intercourse" "AIDS"(coz aids was always by sex) ! N guys were mad about TOI(Times Of India) specially da TIMES CITY... u know da reason rite ? HOT CHIX PIX!! N used to go through da biology books,used to look at da diagrams(commerce guys v were) !! n Library Class was a class were v used to talk abt sex !! donno y..!! u see bunch f guys tokin in dat class.. its gotta be sex! n rest went off to sleep.. dreamin abt sex!!
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..... !!!
Sunday, October 25, 2009
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
Early days !!
Kiddo age! lovedd itt !! Amazin Logics they have !! N i bet every1 didsumthng or da other which was funny n weird !!
When i was a kid i HAD these on my mind:
#1. If u water any solid that is in a bucket thing,plants would grow of it! n YES i used to water my garbage can !!
#2.If u swallow a chewing gum,chewing gum plant wud cum out frm ya stomach thru nose n ears.
#3.Ants kisses eachother wen they bump wid eachodr.
#4.Santa Claus doesn visits my area because its conjusted.
#5.Babies just happen to come(n yeah i was unknown f da FACT until i was in class6)
#6."KAMASUTRA" was somthing lyk "mangalsutra". bt i didn know whr da gals wore it!!
#7.When ppl die,they stick their tongue out.
#8.Drivers are the happiest ppl coz they drive cars all thru day n enjoy themselves.
#9.If u use headnshoulders shampoo,aftr a while ur hair will grow till ya shoulders.(why wud they name it "Head & Shoulder" ???)
#10.I can do wat da actors in bollywood flicks can do!! (n i actually tried to ride down da stairs wid a tricylce,was too small to use a bicycle,bt ended up at hospital)!!
Couple f memories !!
My mum forced me to sleep durin da afternoon,coz if i didn, i wud b sleepin entire evening (studies wud fall asleep too) and to make sure i do sleep she lockd it frm inside. this i m tokin abt is wen i was arnd 4-5 yrs old. one day i wanted to go 2 da washroom,bt my mum had already slept. n i really needed to pee. wat to do? so i just opend da window,used to say on 2nd floor, n i did my job! donno wat hapnd to da passerbyz!!
If u can remembr, there was a flick called "Junoon", starin Rahul Roy.Yes the flick in which he wud bcum tiger.After watchin dat i was scared to go out,thinkin dat ppl wud turn in2 tigers n eat me ! Cudn even go alone upstairs thinkin he was waitin 4 me!!!
any1 scared f ghosts ? any1 ??
When i was a kid i HAD these on my mind:
#1. If u water any solid that is in a bucket thing,plants would grow of it! n YES i used to water my garbage can !!
#2.If u swallow a chewing gum,chewing gum plant wud cum out frm ya stomach thru nose n ears.
#3.Ants kisses eachother wen they bump wid eachodr.
#4.Santa Claus doesn visits my area because its conjusted.
#5.Babies just happen to come(n yeah i was unknown f da FACT until i was in class6)
#6."KAMASUTRA" was somthing lyk "mangalsutra". bt i didn know whr da gals wore it!!
#7.When ppl die,they stick their tongue out.
#8.Drivers are the happiest ppl coz they drive cars all thru day n enjoy themselves.
#9.If u use headnshoulders shampoo,aftr a while ur hair will grow till ya shoulders.(why wud they name it "Head & Shoulder" ???)
#10.I can do wat da actors in bollywood flicks can do!! (n i actually tried to ride down da stairs wid a tricylce,was too small to use a bicycle,bt ended up at hospital)!!
Couple f memories !!
My mum forced me to sleep durin da afternoon,coz if i didn, i wud b sleepin entire evening (studies wud fall asleep too) and to make sure i do sleep she lockd it frm inside. this i m tokin abt is wen i was arnd 4-5 yrs old. one day i wanted to go 2 da washroom,bt my mum had already slept. n i really needed to pee. wat to do? so i just opend da window,used to say on 2nd floor, n i did my job! donno wat hapnd to da passerbyz!!
If u can remembr, there was a flick called "Junoon", starin Rahul Roy.Yes the flick in which he wud bcum tiger.After watchin dat i was scared to go out,thinkin dat ppl wud turn in2 tigers n eat me ! Cudn even go alone upstairs thinkin he was waitin 4 me!!!
any1 scared f ghosts ? any1 ??
Thursday, October 15, 2009
Love,Crush,Snapppp !
love ? i bet every1 has been thru this "known yet inexpressible" feelin !! man this love has affectd many f my frnds! happy days n den CRACCKKKKK! BREAK UPS!! sheesh!! b4 fallin in love one should ask himself/herslf...wat kinnda gal/guy does one want ? i want girl who is cute..sweet...carin...fun lovin........ who is not emo...who can tolerate me....who is beautiful n yeah she shud know how to carry herslf GRACEFULLY !! if u miss out even one of da mentiond thngs... u r not in my "love" list!!
1st one.....sum gal named priyanka...dis was in K.G ! !!she was awsumly cute !! then in class 2 i got shiftd to the "boys" section.. n the end f my love! Lost touch! wish i had a mobile dat tym.. wud hav given her my no!! though i had landline dat tym... bt PARENTS!! wen u know u r doin sumthin which u r not supposd to do....u r overcautious!
then came this chick in dat hardcore tuitions...class 5.... her name was zeba! ahan.. pretty gal!! crushhh!! dat time i didn hav da guts to do all this.....i had dis bigger headache..TEACHER!!(refer to previous post)! so no crush n love till class 8 !!
Then i joind dis site HI5....n made shit lotta friends!! i came across this chick...awsumly sweet....cute...though she wass kinnda chubby...yet i liked her!!i did go n meet her at sum mall! n i splashd in luv !! just luvd her perfume!!! this tym it was like u see in bollywoods...!! sleepless nights n all shit !! used to get her sweet smell... !! then thngs got messy n THE END!!though met many chix frm sites durin dat phase,bt all were crappy !! meksy was nice,bt later she fell in luv wid her classmate..a chick!! ahh crapp !! disha wasn gr8,though her eyes were nice!
Again i fell in luv was in class 11... wid this maths/english tuition chick!! guess she kinda likd me too! used to call n text n all! bt later i found out she was me frnd's sis ! BIG NO !! n plus sumthn was wrong wid her,lyk stopd replyn! may b coz i didn smile at her back wen she was xpctin.. !! who cares ! MOVE ON !!
no chix in me colg so 4get it!! btw yeah this chick at my CL was cute,guess her name was aparna!! ahh ..like her !!bt she had dis gujju guy wid him(guess hez a gujju... looks like one) plus she was sum relative f da english teacher!! Lunia was okay too... bt i didn like her voice!!
last year i was in da bus,was goin4my drivin classes,suddenly i saw this chick...fair,cute lookin,long hair n i was lyk damnnn!! didn know who was she! so nxt thng i did was tell me very good pal,eram, abt her! her description n her school! n she ..yes.. she did provide me wid all da info abt her!! coool !!
bt yeah derz a gal whom i like alot! kinnda fulfils my criteria,lets see !! n da best part is... she likes me more dan i lyk her !! man i liked gals always n still am likin em!!lets see wat happns...NEXT!!
1st one.....sum gal named priyanka...dis was in K.G ! !!she was awsumly cute !! then in class 2 i got shiftd to the "boys" section.. n the end f my love! Lost touch! wish i had a mobile dat tym.. wud hav given her my no!! though i had landline dat tym... bt PARENTS!! wen u know u r doin sumthin which u r not supposd to do....u r overcautious!
then came this chick in dat hardcore tuitions...class 5.... her name was zeba! ahan.. pretty gal!! crushhh!! dat time i didn hav da guts to do all this.....i had dis bigger headache..TEACHER!!(refer to previous post)! so no crush n love till class 8 !!
Then i joind dis site HI5....n made shit lotta friends!! i came across this chick...awsumly sweet....cute...though she wass kinnda chubby...yet i liked her!!i did go n meet her at sum mall! n i splashd in luv !! just luvd her perfume!!! this tym it was like u see in bollywoods...!! sleepless nights n all shit !! used to get her sweet smell... !! then thngs got messy n THE END!!though met many chix frm sites durin dat phase,bt all were crappy !! meksy was nice,bt later she fell in luv wid her classmate..a chick!! ahh crapp !! disha wasn gr8,though her eyes were nice!
Again i fell in luv was in class 11... wid this maths/english tuition chick!! guess she kinda likd me too! used to call n text n all! bt later i found out she was me frnd's sis ! BIG NO !! n plus sumthn was wrong wid her,lyk stopd replyn! may b coz i didn smile at her back wen she was xpctin.. !! who cares ! MOVE ON !!
no chix in me colg so 4get it!! btw yeah this chick at my CL was cute,guess her name was aparna!! ahh ..like her !!bt she had dis gujju guy wid him(guess hez a gujju... looks like one) plus she was sum relative f da english teacher!! Lunia was okay too... bt i didn like her voice!!
last year i was in da bus,was goin4my drivin classes,suddenly i saw this chick...fair,cute lookin,long hair n i was lyk damnnn!! didn know who was she! so nxt thng i did was tell me very good pal,eram, abt her! her description n her school! n she ..yes.. she did provide me wid all da info abt her!! coool !!
bt yeah derz a gal whom i like alot! kinnda fulfils my criteria,lets see !! n da best part is... she likes me more dan i lyk her !! man i liked gals always n still am likin em!!lets see wat happns...NEXT!!
Teacherz !!
Teachers.... one f best things to be !! Teach shit to students.... if pissed...whoop their asses!! Bt yeah... if ur a teacher at My school... then its ur worst nightmare!! I wont talk about my school teachers,lemme tell u abt my private tutors !!
I had normal teachers(who used to take all subjects),drawing teachers,bengali teachers,english teachers,science teachers,commerce teachers n HANDWRITING TEACHER!!
YES HANDWRITING....my handwritin is still crap.. it was crappier before!used to get all comments on my papers.. "WHAT IS THIS ?" "PLEASE IMPROVE YOUR WRITING!!" "CANT READ".... n sumtyms even i cudn make out wat i wrote !!
The 1st one,primary teacher, was an old lady who used to teach me English n Arabic ! She was from UAE... don remembr exactly which part f it !! She was nice! She had evn taught my prev generation... means my uncles n dad !! she taught me till class 1 !! aftr dat another kind teacher came, no screams no shouts !! smoothly n perfect! BUT GOD HAD SUM BIG SURPRISES FOR ME!!
Wen i got promoted to class 4, i was thrown to this "family" teacher! she had taught al f me cousins.... atleast 12 of em... n now it was my turn! now lemme tell u abt her!! she was an anglo indian... no issues wid me...used to teach near my place... no issues...USED TO BEAT SHIT OUT F DA STUDENTS..HELL YEAAH I HAV ISSUES!!! Didn do ur homework ? WHAAACKKK!!Didn score good marks?WHACCCK!! u missed few classes? WHACK!!! ur late?? WHACKKKKK!! not only slaps...ear twists..kneel down n half chairz !! therez more... used to get hit wid wooden rulers... belts....canes...!! ahhh !! HARDCORE !! n yeah.... belt...wid da leather part....n sumtyms wid buckle part!! FUCKKKK!!!! rulers n canes on palms n arms n belt on da body! sumtyms used to ask to take da shirt off !! once i got dis candle punishmnt!! she took a candle...lit it...n asked me to show me my palm...!! n she just held my palm n askd a student to just hold da candle beneath..so dat da flame touches my nails!! nails doesn burn.... just feel da paiinnnnn!! damn !! guess a prisioner also doesn gets such punishmnts !! bt did dat change me? NO FUCKING WAY !!i still used to go widout doin homeworks! n yeah i never cried(i mean scream)... no one ever heard a sound frm me... only eyes used to be all leaky!! n if one student starts gettin da whacks.. all da otherz wud get... hook or by croook !! n her sister was more dangerous... more evil...had more ways of givin punishmnts !!once i saw her puttin a cane rite insde da guy's mouth!! thank god i didn go to her !! bt my one used to take us for movies.... dinners... at wimpys... it was amazin.. now its nt here in Cal anymore (i mean wimpy's)! two extreme combination she had!! she didn take all da students... just my sis n few cousins n me !! v were close to their hearts! dats y i guess i neva got da buckle shots !! then at class 9 finally i left dat tuition n joined much calm n nicer ones!!!!
amazed to see me alive ????????
I had normal teachers(who used to take all subjects),drawing teachers,bengali teachers,english teachers,science teachers,commerce teachers n HANDWRITING TEACHER!!
YES HANDWRITING....my handwritin is still crap.. it was crappier before!used to get all comments on my papers.. "WHAT IS THIS ?" "PLEASE IMPROVE YOUR WRITING!!" "CANT READ".... n sumtyms even i cudn make out wat i wrote !!
The 1st one,primary teacher, was an old lady who used to teach me English n Arabic ! She was from UAE... don remembr exactly which part f it !! She was nice! She had evn taught my prev generation... means my uncles n dad !! she taught me till class 1 !! aftr dat another kind teacher came, no screams no shouts !! smoothly n perfect! BUT GOD HAD SUM BIG SURPRISES FOR ME!!
Wen i got promoted to class 4, i was thrown to this "family" teacher! she had taught al f me cousins.... atleast 12 of em... n now it was my turn! now lemme tell u abt her!! she was an anglo indian... no issues wid me...used to teach near my place... no issues...USED TO BEAT SHIT OUT F DA STUDENTS..HELL YEAAH I HAV ISSUES!!! Didn do ur homework ? WHAAACKKK!!Didn score good marks?WHACCCK!! u missed few classes? WHACK!!! ur late?? WHACKKKKK!! not only slaps...ear twists..kneel down n half chairz !! therez more... used to get hit wid wooden rulers... belts....canes...!! ahhh !! HARDCORE !! n yeah.... belt...wid da leather part....n sumtyms wid buckle part!! FUCKKKK!!!! rulers n canes on palms n arms n belt on da body! sumtyms used to ask to take da shirt off !! once i got dis candle punishmnt!! she took a candle...lit it...n asked me to show me my palm...!! n she just held my palm n askd a student to just hold da candle beneath..so dat da flame touches my nails!! nails doesn burn.... just feel da paiinnnnn!! damn !! guess a prisioner also doesn gets such punishmnts !! bt did dat change me? NO FUCKING WAY !!i still used to go widout doin homeworks! n yeah i never cried(i mean scream)... no one ever heard a sound frm me... only eyes used to be all leaky!! n if one student starts gettin da whacks.. all da otherz wud get... hook or by croook !! n her sister was more dangerous... more evil...had more ways of givin punishmnts !!once i saw her puttin a cane rite insde da guy's mouth!! thank god i didn go to her !! bt my one used to take us for movies.... dinners... at wimpys... it was amazin.. now its nt here in Cal anymore (i mean wimpy's)! two extreme combination she had!! she didn take all da students... just my sis n few cousins n me !! v were close to their hearts! dats y i guess i neva got da buckle shots !! then at class 9 finally i left dat tuition n joined much calm n nicer ones!!!!
amazed to see me alive ????????
Sunday, September 6, 2009
Good n Bad !!
+2s were nice! specially XII! V didn study as usual n teacher never forced us ! Teachers were so tired n disgustd of tellin us to study dat things ended up few handful f students sittin n listenin 2 da teacher n REST listenin to music , playin cards,playin chess, talkin n da best watchin PORN ! that was da scene in my class!
The teacher who didn allow us to talk... like da english literature teacher...KC, used2 call her QUEEN RICHARD,v used da old method... paper n pen ! used 2 write n chat !! used 2 remind me of old way of communication! used to talk.. i mean write abt eveything... frm life to music to gfs !! thank god teachers never caught us with da paper... coz it was filled with abuses !
N every wednesday used to bunk n watch a flick at inox because on dat day v had 3 double periods of maths,eco n accounts !! TORTURE !! so watchin a flick was much better thing to do than scriblin shit ! Even inox ppl startd recognisin us ! It was like no one is allowed in school dress in da multiplex, so v had to change! Used to carry t shirts n change in middle f da road,v had no options!! scene was amazin.... every1 in blue trouserz just da t shirt was diff !!For breakfast v used to go 2 a "dhaba"....!! Miss da days !!!!!
Lemme tell u lil bit abt my college! Thought dat my colg life wud rule.... u know... cool colg... wid cool ppl ... n coolest chix !!! BUT God had sum other torturous plan 4 me !!! Crappp colg.... wid crapp ppl.. n NO CHIX !! fuck !! n if still u find sumthn good abt it... MY COLG STARTS AT 6AM !!
U guessd it rite... u cant ever find me there.... !! 1st f all.. i cant wake up at 5 just 4 a stupid colg !! 2ndly i cant wait 4 buses ......n 3rdly NO CHIX ....sorry bt i don wanna go at 6 n see guys arnd me ! NOT A GOOD WAY 2 start my day !!!
Still i did go dere few times.. n MOST of da times i go... my colg is either closed.... or i find out my exam is goin on... !! n sumtimes wen both doesn occur.. i find da entire floor... whr my class room is.... EMPTY !! EMPTYYYYYY!! no even a fly arnd !! just da lights n fans r on !! plus its kinnda creppy.... 100yr old buildin.. n no onez arnd ya !
once my exam was goin on... my 1st yr... univrsty exam.... i was writing my paper.. cool.. suddenly a teacher cums.... He stands infrnt f me...n he pulls my cheeks sayin oohhh wat a cute boy !! i was lyk sheesh....!! weirdddddo !!! MY crap luck.. wish a hot chix wud cum n do dat ! AHAA...
The teacher who didn allow us to talk... like da english literature teacher...KC, used2 call her QUEEN RICHARD,v used da old method... paper n pen ! used 2 write n chat !! used 2 remind me of old way of communication! used to talk.. i mean write abt eveything... frm life to music to gfs !! thank god teachers never caught us with da paper... coz it was filled with abuses !
N every wednesday used to bunk n watch a flick at inox because on dat day v had 3 double periods of maths,eco n accounts !! TORTURE !! so watchin a flick was much better thing to do than scriblin shit ! Even inox ppl startd recognisin us ! It was like no one is allowed in school dress in da multiplex, so v had to change! Used to carry t shirts n change in middle f da road,v had no options!! scene was amazin.... every1 in blue trouserz just da t shirt was diff !!For breakfast v used to go 2 a "dhaba"....!! Miss da days !!!!!
Lemme tell u lil bit abt my college! Thought dat my colg life wud rule.... u know... cool colg... wid cool ppl ... n coolest chix !!! BUT God had sum other torturous plan 4 me !!! Crappp colg.... wid crapp ppl.. n NO CHIX !! fuck !! n if still u find sumthn good abt it... MY COLG STARTS AT 6AM !!
U guessd it rite... u cant ever find me there.... !! 1st f all.. i cant wake up at 5 just 4 a stupid colg !! 2ndly i cant wait 4 buses ......n 3rdly NO CHIX ....sorry bt i don wanna go at 6 n see guys arnd me ! NOT A GOOD WAY 2 start my day !!!
Still i did go dere few times.. n MOST of da times i go... my colg is either closed.... or i find out my exam is goin on... !! n sumtimes wen both doesn occur.. i find da entire floor... whr my class room is.... EMPTY !! EMPTYYYYYY!! no even a fly arnd !! just da lights n fans r on !! plus its kinnda creppy.... 100yr old buildin.. n no onez arnd ya !
once my exam was goin on... my 1st yr... univrsty exam.... i was writing my paper.. cool.. suddenly a teacher cums.... He stands infrnt f me...n he pulls my cheeks sayin oohhh wat a cute boy !! i was lyk sheesh....!! weirdddddo !!! MY crap luck.. wish a hot chix wud cum n do dat ! AHAA...
School Rules
I love my school. STBS-The best school a student can dream of! there U hav everythin...fun..few hot teacherz.... abuses..chix(b4 8am n after 1:30pm) n NO STUDIES !! imagine that !! i bet who didn go 2 my school missed sumthin real nice! leemme tell u abt few thngs dat happnd !
Class IX - We were frm commerce section! it was da paper showing day of our 1st term examz! did bad in all da subjects ..bt didn flunk in any! DUDE i passed in maths...n it was da last tym i passd (xcpt da boards)! rest f my class 9 - 12 results were between 10-30 !! lets get back 2 da topic...!! commerce paper was out,every1 expctd high coz every1 cheated.. da answers were lyk copy paste frm da text... bt every1 got bad marks ! checkin was real strict! da markings were 1/4,1/3 n da best one i saw was o.07 ! guys got angry... askd da teacher 2 give proper marks... he denied ! n frm da nxt class HIS LIFE BECAME HELL ! nxt day he enterd.. we made fun of him so badly dat he stoppd teachin for da rest f da session f class 9 !
Class X - There was this guy named sum banerjee,see i don even remember his name because v used 2 call him as "pinky" !! He was a S.U.P.W teacher ! v used to make so much fun f him dat he used 2 cry ! eyes wud turn red,verge of leakin! used to scream his name as "PINKY", n wen he used 2 hit we used 2 say... "aaahhh....sir,hit harder naaaa" !totally douche man !!
Class X- Geography teacher Mrs.T.Dey ... she was nice.. used 2 giv nice marks bt da guys in our class wnt b "Nice".. dey made fun f dis teacher by callin her "AAi Garam Chai","Give me TEA" coz her name was T(chai).DEY(give) n after dat she never gave good marks 2 our sections... all were below 50's. sheesh
Class-XI There was this accounts sir Pillai, a dark guy...real dark !so one day there was a powercut plus the weather was cloudy. As a result classroom was really dark n all... ! no teacher was there that time so we all were screamin n talking! one guy was screamin and abusin to another... just lyk dat.....n suddenly he got a slap... it was dat teacher! we askd him.. u cudn see dat sir came ? he was lyk "NAHI...SAALA ITNA KAALA HAI DIKHAI NAHI DIA ANDHERE MEIN" !! n he was true.. even i cudn undrstnd until i saw his teeth !! shinnin lyk moon !
Class - XI Mr Bandopadya was our commerce teacher n he didn teach us,neverrrrr.... not a single day... xcpt one ! he was always busy with his cell.. v used 2 call him as "Mobile" n he used a shit cell... very old one. One day v were all busy doing our usual stuffs, talkin n all.. while he was busy with his cell ! he went out n wen he enterd he took a maths book frm a guy who was solvin sums( da guy who came 1st in our class) n started sayin abt partnership business ! v all were SHOCKD to see him do dis ! then v saw da vice principal walking by !! SMART BOY!!!
Class IX - We were frm commerce section! it was da paper showing day of our 1st term examz! did bad in all da subjects ..bt didn flunk in any! DUDE i passed in maths...n it was da last tym i passd (xcpt da boards)! rest f my class 9 - 12 results were between 10-30 !! lets get back 2 da topic...!! commerce paper was out,every1 expctd high coz every1 cheated.. da answers were lyk copy paste frm da text... bt every1 got bad marks ! checkin was real strict! da markings were 1/4,1/3 n da best one i saw was o.07 ! guys got angry... askd da teacher 2 give proper marks... he denied ! n frm da nxt class HIS LIFE BECAME HELL ! nxt day he enterd.. we made fun of him so badly dat he stoppd teachin for da rest f da session f class 9 !
Class X - There was this guy named sum banerjee,see i don even remember his name because v used 2 call him as "pinky" !! He was a S.U.P.W teacher ! v used to make so much fun f him dat he used 2 cry ! eyes wud turn red,verge of leakin! used to scream his name as "PINKY", n wen he used 2 hit we used 2 say... "aaahhh....sir,hit harder naaaa" !totally douche man !!
Class X- Geography teacher Mrs.T.Dey ... she was nice.. used 2 giv nice marks bt da guys in our class wnt b "Nice".. dey made fun f dis teacher by callin her "AAi Garam Chai","Give me TEA" coz her name was T(chai).DEY(give) n after dat she never gave good marks 2 our sections... all were below 50's. sheesh
Class-XI There was this accounts sir Pillai, a dark guy...real dark !so one day there was a powercut plus the weather was cloudy. As a result classroom was really dark n all... ! no teacher was there that time so we all were screamin n talking! one guy was screamin and abusin to another... just lyk dat.....n suddenly he got a slap... it was dat teacher! we askd him.. u cudn see dat sir came ? he was lyk "NAHI...SAALA ITNA KAALA HAI DIKHAI NAHI DIA ANDHERE MEIN" !! n he was true.. even i cudn undrstnd until i saw his teeth !! shinnin lyk moon !
Class - XI Mr Bandopadya was our commerce teacher n he didn teach us,neverrrrr.... not a single day... xcpt one ! he was always busy with his cell.. v used 2 call him as "Mobile" n he used a shit cell... very old one. One day v were all busy doing our usual stuffs, talkin n all.. while he was busy with his cell ! he went out n wen he enterd he took a maths book frm a guy who was solvin sums( da guy who came 1st in our class) n started sayin abt partnership business ! v all were SHOCKD to see him do dis ! then v saw da vice principal walking by !! SMART BOY!!!
Tuesday, September 1, 2009
Horrendous Hospitals
Hospitals.... An institution that provides medical, surgical, or psychiatric CARE and treatment for the sick or the injured !! but my experience was pretty bad ! lets recapp !!!
YEAR-2007 Month-October
I had this stomach ache,i went to the doc n he gave few pills n asked me to do a test if da pain persists. Too bad da pills didn work, so had to do few blood tests.Blood tests r so shitty, den don let u eat n all ! damn !! Took da reports to da doc! after he went thru da reports, he was OH MY GOD, UR ALIVE ?.. actually sum stuffs were very very very high ! like stuffs which shud b arnd 80's was arnd 450 ! my pancreas was scrwd! i had pancreatitis! it is actually inflammation of the pancreas! n dude it pains ! no idea how i got in2 dis shit! it was like pancreas cannot be operated ..it has to be healed !! so da nxt moment i was admittied in a nursing home...near 2 me place.. !! GOD... 1st thing dey did was ask me 2 change me clothes n then put me on drip!sheesh! n dude.. NO HOT NURSES...damn !! wasn allowed 2 eat 4 2 days! only a bowl of liquid shit ! there was one a ward boy..he was appointd to take care f me at night! n wat worse can it bcum ? yes u guessd it right ... he was gayish !!n u think things cant get worse?listen 2 dis...i was given pills dat made me sleep n sleep !! i had no idea of wat was going on arnd me!! FUCK FUCK FUCK ! n da ward boys... yes boys used to bitch about each other to me ! mannn !
Injections... 4 injections a day...all IV.. n it really pains wen it goes thru ur veins! Good thing was dat me pals came 2 meet me ! n one pal got me a box f chocolates... thanx mann..sheesh !!! guess me mom gave it 2 me cousins n all! n Nid,a pal f mine used 2 call me every day... just b4 i wnt 2 sleep !! niceeee !! wen u stuck at hospi wid shit ppl... call frm frnds is wat u'l want !! after 15 days i came back home... !! me pal adeem lent me out his ps2 4 few weeks but...widin a couple f weeks i was back at another hospi.. a bigger one.. coz i was still havin da pain!!
Kothari.. ahh another shit hospital!! damn ! this one was worse dan da earlier one! i mean da tests i had gone thru.. ! dey inserted a cable thru me throat.. gawd !! n a camera was attachd .. i cud see my internal parts ! worst test i hav ever gone thru ! n tokin f tests.. i did hell lotta tests...forget blood tests...tons f em were done.. n also those scans... one was dey put me inside a machine..n plugggd a headfone .. n scannd me upper abdomen. ...anodr was same type but a diffrnt machine n dey injected me wid sum shit!! ahhh !!
yeah as i was sayin da new hospi was shit but da doc was nice ! he got me back on me feet !one good thing was dere were no gays arnd me!! da doc's receptionist was damn hot! but da nurses were shit!! damn !! over here i proggsd...drips were still on....instead f 4 i got 6 injections a day... 2 at 10am..... 2 at 6pm n one for sleepin at 10pm n one for pain !! n da nurses used 2 wake me up at 6am.. fuck !! dude i came here 2 rest.. !! but no.. 6 in mornin.. u gotta wake up n take ur bath!! sheesh ! n don forget it was kinnda cold dat tym!7am u'l get a cup of horlicks/tea n couple f biscuits! n at 8:30am shit cold bread n lil bit f fruits ! ! had to eat all shit food.. ! i was on VEG diet for 2months.... me widout chicken ! aahhh!! no spice no oil only boild food..ewww!!
but now 2 yrs gone n me almost fine !! lucky to be alive coz i know many ppl who died coz of pancreatitis! n dude try 2 avoid hospitals...atleast b4 gettin admittd check how da nurses are !
YEAR-2007 Month-October
I had this stomach ache,i went to the doc n he gave few pills n asked me to do a test if da pain persists. Too bad da pills didn work, so had to do few blood tests.Blood tests r so shitty, den don let u eat n all ! damn !! Took da reports to da doc! after he went thru da reports, he was OH MY GOD, UR ALIVE ?.. actually sum stuffs were very very very high ! like stuffs which shud b arnd 80's was arnd 450 ! my pancreas was scrwd! i had pancreatitis! it is actually inflammation of the pancreas! n dude it pains ! no idea how i got in2 dis shit! it was like pancreas cannot be operated ..it has to be healed !! so da nxt moment i was admittied in a nursing home...near 2 me place.. !! GOD... 1st thing dey did was ask me 2 change me clothes n then put me on drip!sheesh! n dude.. NO HOT NURSES...damn !! wasn allowed 2 eat 4 2 days! only a bowl of liquid shit ! there was one a ward boy..he was appointd to take care f me at night! n wat worse can it bcum ? yes u guessd it right ... he was gayish !!n u think things cant get worse?listen 2 dis...i was given pills dat made me sleep n sleep !! i had no idea of wat was going on arnd me!! FUCK FUCK FUCK ! n da ward boys... yes boys used to bitch about each other to me ! mannn !
Injections... 4 injections a day...all IV.. n it really pains wen it goes thru ur veins! Good thing was dat me pals came 2 meet me ! n one pal got me a box f chocolates... thanx mann..sheesh !!! guess me mom gave it 2 me cousins n all! n Nid,a pal f mine used 2 call me every day... just b4 i wnt 2 sleep !! niceeee !! wen u stuck at hospi wid shit ppl... call frm frnds is wat u'l want !! after 15 days i came back home... !! me pal adeem lent me out his ps2 4 few weeks but...widin a couple f weeks i was back at another hospi.. a bigger one.. coz i was still havin da pain!!
Kothari.. ahh another shit hospital!! damn ! this one was worse dan da earlier one! i mean da tests i had gone thru.. ! dey inserted a cable thru me throat.. gawd !! n a camera was attachd .. i cud see my internal parts ! worst test i hav ever gone thru ! n tokin f tests.. i did hell lotta tests...forget blood tests...tons f em were done.. n also those scans... one was dey put me inside a machine..n plugggd a headfone .. n scannd me upper abdomen. ...anodr was same type but a diffrnt machine n dey injected me wid sum shit!! ahhh !!
yeah as i was sayin da new hospi was shit but da doc was nice ! he got me back on me feet !one good thing was dere were no gays arnd me!! da doc's receptionist was damn hot! but da nurses were shit!! damn !! over here i proggsd...drips were still on....instead f 4 i got 6 injections a day... 2 at 10am..... 2 at 6pm n one for sleepin at 10pm n one for pain !! n da nurses used 2 wake me up at 6am.. fuck !! dude i came here 2 rest.. !! but no.. 6 in mornin.. u gotta wake up n take ur bath!! sheesh ! n don forget it was kinnda cold dat tym!7am u'l get a cup of horlicks/tea n couple f biscuits! n at 8:30am shit cold bread n lil bit f fruits ! ! had to eat all shit food.. ! i was on VEG diet for 2months.... me widout chicken ! aahhh!! no spice no oil only boild food..ewww!!
but now 2 yrs gone n me almost fine !! lucky to be alive coz i know many ppl who died coz of pancreatitis! n dude try 2 avoid hospitals...atleast b4 gettin admittd check how da nurses are !
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