People say i m bad,pervert,asshole,wicked..... but i wasn like this.Actually i was very well mannered,very decent,very innocent..... till class5 !! Until Class 6, all of me pals were completely bong.... so i had their influence on me. I never abused, actually once i did.. wen i was a kid.... n my parents whoopd my ass! that was da 1st n da last time my parents gave me a whack!!so u now know da reason y i m like dis ! As i was saying, i had this all bong group....da nerdz....so i was unknown f many facts! n later on... i mean wen i was in class 12.. i came to know dat most f da guys frm dat had turnd gays!! Lucky me !!!
That time pen fights were on a great hype,dat was our fav game!! Championships to knockout tournamnts!! but apart frm dat... this shit game v used to play.. donnno how cud i ever play such a shit game!! "Chor Police" , da game in which u hav to pick up chits.. n inside dem one wud b "chor" n other "police".. da others wud just take part.... da guy has to catch da "chor".. n if da chor winks to sum1.. da guy shud say "I M DEAD" !! so da police has to find out who is da one b4 all d da ppl r "winked" out! so v were playin one day n i was kickin a guy.. n dat fucker wnt n complaind to da teacher.. i mean a who was incharge f da block ! i donno y... but ppl used to see me n think i m very innocent..so as usual teacher was like okay fine ..u r a good boy don do it nxt tym!! i was lyk okay sir! came back to my place.. n again startd kickin him! asshole!! n yeah wid due respct to bongs.... most f da bongs.. not all.. coz i know handful f guys who r very nice, apart from them most r back bitchers n tattle talers ! worse dan gals!! i had loads f experiences!
will tell ya one ... in class 7 there was one douche! he used to sit beside me! bad luck dude... u r sittin beside me.. so u gotta bear me! as usual i was doin dis n dat.... apart frm wat da teacherz had askd and i used to bug him,lyk make fun n one day his parents came n complained to da PRINCIPAL.. dat i don let him study!! bastard... if u hav probs then move ur fuckin ass .. don sit beside me!! how can guys b like this!! later half f my school life was cool.. thnx to afzal( for ruinin me..
actually for teachin me.. ) tango.. n da commerce guys n yeah adeem(after school days)!! actually afzal used to tell me all freaky adult jokes to me!!! Amazin one... !! since then i startd becomin a "GOOD" boy!! n each day passd on n i gaind more n more knowledge! We go to school to gain knowledge rite ? bad or good.... its never mentioned!
Early days(class 7-9) v used to be happy seeing cleavage f actresses or wen we used to go through words like "SEX" "Intercourse" "AIDS"(coz aids was always by sex) ! N guys were mad about TOI(Times Of India) specially da TIMES CITY... u know da reason rite ? HOT CHIX PIX!! N used to go through da biology books,used to look at da diagrams(commerce guys v were) !! n Library Class was a class were v used to talk abt sex !! donno y..!! u see bunch f guys tokin in dat class.. its gotta be sex! n rest went off to sleep.. dreamin abt sex!!
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..... !!!
Sunday, October 25, 2009
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
Early days !!
Kiddo age! lovedd itt !! Amazin Logics they have !! N i bet every1 didsumthng or da other which was funny n weird !!
When i was a kid i HAD these on my mind:
#1. If u water any solid that is in a bucket thing,plants would grow of it! n YES i used to water my garbage can !!
#2.If u swallow a chewing gum,chewing gum plant wud cum out frm ya stomach thru nose n ears.
#3.Ants kisses eachother wen they bump wid eachodr.
#4.Santa Claus doesn visits my area because its conjusted.
#5.Babies just happen to come(n yeah i was unknown f da FACT until i was in class6)
#6."KAMASUTRA" was somthing lyk "mangalsutra". bt i didn know whr da gals wore it!!
#7.When ppl die,they stick their tongue out.
#8.Drivers are the happiest ppl coz they drive cars all thru day n enjoy themselves.
#9.If u use headnshoulders shampoo,aftr a while ur hair will grow till ya shoulders.(why wud they name it "Head & Shoulder" ???)
#10.I can do wat da actors in bollywood flicks can do!! (n i actually tried to ride down da stairs wid a tricylce,was too small to use a bicycle,bt ended up at hospital)!!
Couple f memories !!
My mum forced me to sleep durin da afternoon,coz if i didn, i wud b sleepin entire evening (studies wud fall asleep too) and to make sure i do sleep she lockd it frm inside. this i m tokin abt is wen i was arnd 4-5 yrs old. one day i wanted to go 2 da washroom,bt my mum had already slept. n i really needed to pee. wat to do? so i just opend da window,used to say on 2nd floor, n i did my job! donno wat hapnd to da passerbyz!!
If u can remembr, there was a flick called "Junoon", starin Rahul Roy.Yes the flick in which he wud bcum tiger.After watchin dat i was scared to go out,thinkin dat ppl wud turn in2 tigers n eat me ! Cudn even go alone upstairs thinkin he was waitin 4 me!!!
any1 scared f ghosts ? any1 ??
When i was a kid i HAD these on my mind:
#1. If u water any solid that is in a bucket thing,plants would grow of it! n YES i used to water my garbage can !!
#2.If u swallow a chewing gum,chewing gum plant wud cum out frm ya stomach thru nose n ears.
#3.Ants kisses eachother wen they bump wid eachodr.
#4.Santa Claus doesn visits my area because its conjusted.
#5.Babies just happen to come(n yeah i was unknown f da FACT until i was in class6)
#6."KAMASUTRA" was somthing lyk "mangalsutra". bt i didn know whr da gals wore it!!
#7.When ppl die,they stick their tongue out.
#8.Drivers are the happiest ppl coz they drive cars all thru day n enjoy themselves.
#9.If u use headnshoulders shampoo,aftr a while ur hair will grow till ya shoulders.(why wud they name it "Head & Shoulder" ???)
#10.I can do wat da actors in bollywood flicks can do!! (n i actually tried to ride down da stairs wid a tricylce,was too small to use a bicycle,bt ended up at hospital)!!
Couple f memories !!
My mum forced me to sleep durin da afternoon,coz if i didn, i wud b sleepin entire evening (studies wud fall asleep too) and to make sure i do sleep she lockd it frm inside. this i m tokin abt is wen i was arnd 4-5 yrs old. one day i wanted to go 2 da washroom,bt my mum had already slept. n i really needed to pee. wat to do? so i just opend da window,used to say on 2nd floor, n i did my job! donno wat hapnd to da passerbyz!!
If u can remembr, there was a flick called "Junoon", starin Rahul Roy.Yes the flick in which he wud bcum tiger.After watchin dat i was scared to go out,thinkin dat ppl wud turn in2 tigers n eat me ! Cudn even go alone upstairs thinkin he was waitin 4 me!!!
any1 scared f ghosts ? any1 ??
Thursday, October 15, 2009
Love,Crush,Snapppp !
love ? i bet every1 has been thru this "known yet inexpressible" feelin !! man this love has affectd many f my frnds! happy days n den CRACCKKKKK! BREAK UPS!! sheesh!! b4 fallin in love one should ask himself/herslf...wat kinnda gal/guy does one want ? i want girl who is cute..sweet...carin...fun lovin........ who is not emo...who can tolerate me....who is beautiful n yeah she shud know how to carry herslf GRACEFULLY !! if u miss out even one of da mentiond thngs... u r not in my "love" list!!
1st one.....sum gal named priyanka...dis was in K.G ! !!she was awsumly cute !! then in class 2 i got shiftd to the "boys" section.. n the end f my love! Lost touch! wish i had a mobile dat tym.. wud hav given her my no!! though i had landline dat tym... bt PARENTS!! wen u know u r doin sumthin which u r not supposd to do....u r overcautious!
then came this chick in dat hardcore tuitions...class 5.... her name was zeba! ahan.. pretty gal!! crushhh!! dat time i didn hav da guts to do all this.....i had dis bigger headache..TEACHER!!(refer to previous post)! so no crush n love till class 8 !!
Then i joind dis site HI5....n made shit lotta friends!! i came across this chick...awsumly sweet....cute...though she wass kinnda chubby...yet i liked her!!i did go n meet her at sum mall! n i splashd in luv !! just luvd her perfume!!! this tym it was like u see in bollywoods...!! sleepless nights n all shit !! used to get her sweet smell... !! then thngs got messy n THE END!!though met many chix frm sites durin dat phase,bt all were crappy !! meksy was nice,bt later she fell in luv wid her classmate..a chick!! ahh crapp !! disha wasn gr8,though her eyes were nice!
Again i fell in luv was in class 11... wid this maths/english tuition chick!! guess she kinda likd me too! used to call n text n all! bt later i found out she was me frnd's sis ! BIG NO !! n plus sumthn was wrong wid her,lyk stopd replyn! may b coz i didn smile at her back wen she was xpctin.. !! who cares ! MOVE ON !!
no chix in me colg so 4get it!! btw yeah this chick at my CL was cute,guess her name was aparna!! ahh ..like her !!bt she had dis gujju guy wid him(guess hez a gujju... looks like one) plus she was sum relative f da english teacher!! Lunia was okay too... bt i didn like her voice!!
last year i was in da bus,was goin4my drivin classes,suddenly i saw this chick...fair,cute lookin,long hair n i was lyk damnnn!! didn know who was she! so nxt thng i did was tell me very good pal,eram, abt her! her description n her school! n she ..yes.. she did provide me wid all da info abt her!! coool !!
bt yeah derz a gal whom i like alot! kinnda fulfils my criteria,lets see !! n da best part is... she likes me more dan i lyk her !! man i liked gals always n still am likin em!!lets see wat happns...NEXT!!
1st one.....sum gal named priyanka...dis was in K.G ! !!she was awsumly cute !! then in class 2 i got shiftd to the "boys" section.. n the end f my love! Lost touch! wish i had a mobile dat tym.. wud hav given her my no!! though i had landline dat tym... bt PARENTS!! wen u know u r doin sumthin which u r not supposd to do....u r overcautious!
then came this chick in dat hardcore tuitions...class 5.... her name was zeba! ahan.. pretty gal!! crushhh!! dat time i didn hav da guts to do all this.....i had dis bigger headache..TEACHER!!(refer to previous post)! so no crush n love till class 8 !!
Then i joind dis site HI5....n made shit lotta friends!! i came across this chick...awsumly sweet....cute...though she wass kinnda chubby...yet i liked her!!i did go n meet her at sum mall! n i splashd in luv !! just luvd her perfume!!! this tym it was like u see in bollywoods...!! sleepless nights n all shit !! used to get her sweet smell... !! then thngs got messy n THE END!!though met many chix frm sites durin dat phase,bt all were crappy !! meksy was nice,bt later she fell in luv wid her classmate..a chick!! ahh crapp !! disha wasn gr8,though her eyes were nice!
Again i fell in luv was in class 11... wid this maths/english tuition chick!! guess she kinda likd me too! used to call n text n all! bt later i found out she was me frnd's sis ! BIG NO !! n plus sumthn was wrong wid her,lyk stopd replyn! may b coz i didn smile at her back wen she was xpctin.. !! who cares ! MOVE ON !!
no chix in me colg so 4get it!! btw yeah this chick at my CL was cute,guess her name was aparna!! ahh ..like her !!bt she had dis gujju guy wid him(guess hez a gujju... looks like one) plus she was sum relative f da english teacher!! Lunia was okay too... bt i didn like her voice!!
last year i was in da bus,was goin4my drivin classes,suddenly i saw this chick...fair,cute lookin,long hair n i was lyk damnnn!! didn know who was she! so nxt thng i did was tell me very good pal,eram, abt her! her description n her school! n she ..yes.. she did provide me wid all da info abt her!! coool !!
bt yeah derz a gal whom i like alot! kinnda fulfils my criteria,lets see !! n da best part is... she likes me more dan i lyk her !! man i liked gals always n still am likin em!!lets see wat happns...NEXT!!
Teacherz !!
Teachers.... one f best things to be !! Teach shit to students.... if pissed...whoop their asses!! Bt yeah... if ur a teacher at My school... then its ur worst nightmare!! I wont talk about my school teachers,lemme tell u abt my private tutors !!
I had normal teachers(who used to take all subjects),drawing teachers,bengali teachers,english teachers,science teachers,commerce teachers n HANDWRITING TEACHER!!
YES HANDWRITING....my handwritin is still crap.. it was crappier before!used to get all comments on my papers.. "WHAT IS THIS ?" "PLEASE IMPROVE YOUR WRITING!!" "CANT READ".... n sumtyms even i cudn make out wat i wrote !!
The 1st one,primary teacher, was an old lady who used to teach me English n Arabic ! She was from UAE... don remembr exactly which part f it !! She was nice! She had evn taught my prev generation... means my uncles n dad !! she taught me till class 1 !! aftr dat another kind teacher came, no screams no shouts !! smoothly n perfect! BUT GOD HAD SUM BIG SURPRISES FOR ME!!
Wen i got promoted to class 4, i was thrown to this "family" teacher! she had taught al f me cousins.... atleast 12 of em... n now it was my turn! now lemme tell u abt her!! she was an anglo indian... no issues wid me...used to teach near my place... no issues...USED TO BEAT SHIT OUT F DA STUDENTS..HELL YEAAH I HAV ISSUES!!! Didn do ur homework ? WHAAACKKK!!Didn score good marks?WHACCCK!! u missed few classes? WHACK!!! ur late?? WHACKKKKK!! not only slaps...ear twists..kneel down n half chairz !! therez more... used to get hit wid wooden rulers... belts....canes...!! ahhh !! HARDCORE !! n yeah.... belt...wid da leather part....n sumtyms wid buckle part!! FUCKKKK!!!! rulers n canes on palms n arms n belt on da body! sumtyms used to ask to take da shirt off !! once i got dis candle punishmnt!! she took a candle...lit it...n asked me to show me my palm...!! n she just held my palm n askd a student to just hold da candle beneath..so dat da flame touches my nails!! nails doesn burn.... just feel da paiinnnnn!! damn !! guess a prisioner also doesn gets such punishmnts !! bt did dat change me? NO FUCKING WAY !!i still used to go widout doin homeworks! n yeah i never cried(i mean scream)... no one ever heard a sound frm me... only eyes used to be all leaky!! n if one student starts gettin da whacks.. all da otherz wud get... hook or by croook !! n her sister was more dangerous... more evil...had more ways of givin punishmnts !!once i saw her puttin a cane rite insde da guy's mouth!! thank god i didn go to her !! bt my one used to take us for movies.... dinners... at wimpys... it was amazin.. now its nt here in Cal anymore (i mean wimpy's)! two extreme combination she had!! she didn take all da students... just my sis n few cousins n me !! v were close to their hearts! dats y i guess i neva got da buckle shots !! then at class 9 finally i left dat tuition n joined much calm n nicer ones!!!!
amazed to see me alive ????????
I had normal teachers(who used to take all subjects),drawing teachers,bengali teachers,english teachers,science teachers,commerce teachers n HANDWRITING TEACHER!!
YES HANDWRITING....my handwritin is still crap.. it was crappier before!used to get all comments on my papers.. "WHAT IS THIS ?" "PLEASE IMPROVE YOUR WRITING!!" "CANT READ".... n sumtyms even i cudn make out wat i wrote !!
The 1st one,primary teacher, was an old lady who used to teach me English n Arabic ! She was from UAE... don remembr exactly which part f it !! She was nice! She had evn taught my prev generation... means my uncles n dad !! she taught me till class 1 !! aftr dat another kind teacher came, no screams no shouts !! smoothly n perfect! BUT GOD HAD SUM BIG SURPRISES FOR ME!!
Wen i got promoted to class 4, i was thrown to this "family" teacher! she had taught al f me cousins.... atleast 12 of em... n now it was my turn! now lemme tell u abt her!! she was an anglo indian... no issues wid me...used to teach near my place... no issues...USED TO BEAT SHIT OUT F DA STUDENTS..HELL YEAAH I HAV ISSUES!!! Didn do ur homework ? WHAAACKKK!!Didn score good marks?WHACCCK!! u missed few classes? WHACK!!! ur late?? WHACKKKKK!! not only slaps...ear twists..kneel down n half chairz !! therez more... used to get hit wid wooden rulers... belts....canes...!! ahhh !! HARDCORE !! n yeah.... belt...wid da leather part....n sumtyms wid buckle part!! FUCKKKK!!!! rulers n canes on palms n arms n belt on da body! sumtyms used to ask to take da shirt off !! once i got dis candle punishmnt!! she took a candle...lit it...n asked me to show me my palm...!! n she just held my palm n askd a student to just hold da candle beneath..so dat da flame touches my nails!! nails doesn burn.... just feel da paiinnnnn!! damn !! guess a prisioner also doesn gets such punishmnts !! bt did dat change me? NO FUCKING WAY !!i still used to go widout doin homeworks! n yeah i never cried(i mean scream)... no one ever heard a sound frm me... only eyes used to be all leaky!! n if one student starts gettin da whacks.. all da otherz wud get... hook or by croook !! n her sister was more dangerous... more evil...had more ways of givin punishmnts !!once i saw her puttin a cane rite insde da guy's mouth!! thank god i didn go to her !! bt my one used to take us for movies.... dinners... at wimpys... it was amazin.. now its nt here in Cal anymore (i mean wimpy's)! two extreme combination she had!! she didn take all da students... just my sis n few cousins n me !! v were close to their hearts! dats y i guess i neva got da buckle shots !! then at class 9 finally i left dat tuition n joined much calm n nicer ones!!!!
amazed to see me alive ????????
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