Monday, August 24, 2009

Meet in a Metrooo

Love.... 4 alphabets that can be a heal potion or a headache !!! Too complicated thingy it is !!
anyways One f me pal fell in love wid a gal.. dat was in 2007!! His 1st serious love!! u know all these online love! He had never met da gal before! So dat girl was about to "shift" to another city !! He wanted to meet, but he didnt know where !! he neva asked me abt any good places,too bad coz i knew couple f places ..atleast decent onez !!
One noon I was about to hav my lunch.. i mean i had just pickd up my plate n was headin 2 get sum rotiz... suddenly a call came !! me pal calld up n said u know whr tollygunge is ? I said yeah... n he was lyk cum widin 10mins infrnt f laxmi temple .. i m waitin ! i was lyk fuck...... so i had to run !! umm i reachd aftr 30mins.. he was quite pissd off ! i m always late ! i donno y !!anyways he was lyk i want to go to tollygunge metro station, cum wid me!! i askd him da reason.. n he was lyk i m meetin her there !! Dude ur meetin.. wat will i do? he was like no i donno da way.. n i m bit tensed.. accmpany me !! Its such an odd thing to be wid a guy n a gal !! i mean whrz my share ?? i need one to balance!! damn !! 1st meetin at a metro station... ?? amazziiin ... i only heard abt such things in flicks..1st tym i was abt 2 witness one.. !
V reachd... err we got our ass saved coz da gal was late.. she came 20 mins aftr we reachd!! V we waitd...saw weird ppl...typical ppl.. smeelllyyy n all !! we were busy huntin a place which is not crowded .. whr one can tok properly ! atlast found a subway thingy...i mean da undrgrnd pass... which ppl hardly use !! me frnd suddnly nudged me n said.. there she cums !! n there came a sweet lookin.. umm short gal !! nice .... bingo.. he had hit da jackpot!! sum shit intro n i was off... off wid me cell.. YEAH ME PRECIOUS NGAGE... listenin 2 da tracks n playin games...while dey were busy chattin ! One thing...i noticd... was dat she was wearin a nice perfume !! Sweet one !! came lyk a saviour,all those smelly ppl made my nose jammd ! I got meslf a bottle f water.. n me pal was like give it over here too ! herez da scene... i m right standin on top da top.. den is a flight f stairs.. n just infrnt f dat me pal is standin n tokin !! U know me... i m so lazy.. who will climb down ? i threw da bottle.... err me aint good at thrown stuffs.... landed just short f him.. n SPLASH... his pants got.. !!! Anyways... aftr a while v left.. she had to go n finish her packin !! Da worst part... we forgot to ask her if she wud lyk to hav lunch !! sheesh !! rookie stuffs man !! never too late to learn !!
next tym wen v met... V had dat pendin lunch.. n it was awsum.. u know y ? coz she made it !! though veg.. still !!!!!!!!

Sunday, August 23, 2009

FreeStyleeee !!!

Yo my nigga n homies out there
u know how much abt life i do care
happy wid things rite now
relaxd mood,nothin to make my raise my brow
i don give a shit nor a piss
dats y good stuffs for me r always a miss
my life is fine if u don consider sumtin
omit studies,CL ...u gettin wat i mean ?
love life has been a mess,
thinkin of it now gives me a stress,
Pros n cons r always dere,
all depends on ur partner,can stitch u up or tear
pals i hav,even me short dey make me tall
n always dere to hold me wen i fall
fun days r wid me pals,
doesn matter if dey stay in or out of cal
things gone wrong wid sum of dem

wen good things take a bad shape its utter shame
to dem dis is wat i want to say
lets not allow anythin to dismay
frnds we were,frenz v are
we rule, v r da czar
fget wat hapnd,burn in a sack
n let us "hav those good ol days back"
live life wid no regrets
smile enjoy till ya last breath !!


Miss my old days,still searchin em in new ones,but i just cant find
I wish i cud just Rewind !!

CHAA MAN
IN IT !!!

Saturday, August 22, 2009

Jaackiieeeee

As u ppl know our school was/is filled wid weirdozz .... n Zaki was a real crack case !!! Zaki...a good natured...kind ...sensitive guy... n a pretty psycho guy.. messsed up apperance...n who loves to dance n sing ! i used to sit infrnt f dis guy... n gawd ...read lil more n u will understnd wat i went thru!! he is a big fan f Salman n amisha patel....u just giv him a hint abt a song n he'll sing as well as dance !! He can sing all day long... n himesh sings better dan him dudee!!he was a school prefect... donno how he became...dats a mystery !! His dialogue.. " IF anyone talks... I will hit U!!" amazin... !! His dance... amazin timepass.... tears wud cum out if u see him dance...Laugh riot !! he actually took a dance lesson frm sum shit teacher.. n believe me... it got worse !!Y he went 4 da classes ? coz he wanted to dance at his unclez weddin... !! donno if he danced... !!
Zaki's english : Me pal asks him... "Zaki u r studyn here 4 da past 12/13 yrs...so speak just 5 sentences of proper english " n he starts off "MY NAME JAAKI KABIR!!" take dat for an answerrr !! u cant utter a word after dis !
another shit happnd.. it was durin XII pre finals....Location: Exam Room..... maths or sumthin lyk dat... paper was tough....he calls me pal...." Rohit.... aai Rohit..." ... Now Rohit in a serious tone asks.. "kya hua ? which answer u want? " .. Now my great pal Zaki starts off... "U know Rohit i really like Amisha Patel ....i m a very sentimental kind of guy... i m misssin my gal(his gf...YES he had one..how??another mystery) " n he startd off wid his love story.. n all dis inside da exam room.. !!
Good shit days... n i miss his danceee !!

Monday, August 17, 2009

Wat Mess i m intooooo !!!

Everyone has a future plan... an ambition or shit like dat.... lyk becumin a pilot/doc/actor/"Sachin" (scrw da assholes who says dat)!! did i ever hav sumthin lyk dat ?? HELL NO !! i was too busy doin dis n dat ... n lazyn arnd.. so completely 4got abt dat part !! I really like music..so i wantd 2 b a dj or so... make cool music ... nt 4 $$$... just a hobby or sumthin!! So as i grew up... atleast tried to....(yeah i know frm inside me still a kid.. aww sweet isnt it ? )....saw ppl arnd me doin Mba n shit(1st MISTAKE).. so even i decided to do dat....n 4 dat i enrolld meslf at a CAT coachin center(2nd MISTAKE) !! Even me pal Adeem enrolld wid me.. .. so v r frm da same batch(A reason 2 SMILE)!!1st day went dere... awww... crappp..... all crappp shit ppl arnd man...no one lyk us...!! fuckin guys who try 2 impress chicks... cant speak proper english... bt still dey will try to show how "CLASSY" they are !!worst part.. no good lookin chick in out batch ! other batches hav pretty good ones !!!crapp luck v hav.. ! i liked one chick...donno her name.. nt frm our batch!! bt shez sum wat related 2 sum teacher or so... !! n dere is one douche who will ask questions to da teachers... almost everyday... even on simple stuffs.... "Syaaar...AMI BUJTE PARLAM NA "!! da heights happend wen we were givin a class test... n all f us were discussin.. so u know wen ppl discuss... lil bit f chitter chaatter always cums ... n suddenly this moron screams.... "EKTU AASTE KOTHA BOLBE....AMI CONCENTRATE KORTE PARCHI NA"(Plz tok softly i cant concentrate).... n den pin drop silence.. everybody stoppd... den after few seconds.... WHOOLE FUCKIN BATCH laughd at him !! 1st couple f months v thought dat v were da only ppl who werent serious...i mean serious reguardin classes... bt v were so wrong....!! half f da batch doesn turns up dese days !! sheesh !! n CAT has gone online... such a waste f tym... sat 4 a mock... n it was shit... aint easy givin an online exam!! 4get MBA... v hav lil hope f gettin in2 a b school !! DAD IS GONNA WHOOP MY ASS !!

V(Adeem n I) seriously regret f puttin our dadz HARD EARND CASH in such crap thing....!! we could hav bought a dj console... by combinin both da $$$....u'l get a decent one 4 50K dude!! IMAGINE da stuffs v wud hav created by now !! ahhh damnnn !! so wid ourselvs enrollin at CL... our dream f buyin a dj console n makin cum cool music died !! RIP..... ! atleast until v gettin a job or so...dis remains on hold !!

Friday, August 14, 2009

Meetin me pal !!!

14 years in this school... n boy o boy such experiences u get !! well i knew kinnda evry1 frm our batch...atleast was familiar wid da faces if nt by names !!anyways as i was sayin was in school 4 14years n i didn meet dis guy b4 my +2 ended...!! donno whr da shit he was hidin ! it was december.... our school's Grand Winter Carnival was on.. !! a carnival whr u get to see all da guys n gals frm stb n stg ... present past...every1 n also cheap bastards who cant even spell St.Thomas !! U'l find all wierd games... HOOPLA (u gotta aim n toss da hoops on da thingys...) ... KILL DA RAT(whr u hav 2 hit a small white plastic ball wid a hammer).... football.. whr u hav 2 kick da football.. so dat it passes thru da hole...n no one ever did it.. not even imran... nt coz b coz f aim... just coz da ball is bigger dan da hole!! cheap shit food ... rolls drippin wid oil n all... crappp !! bt da best n da most visited was da "TREASURE ISLAND" !! dey collectd gifts 4 treasure island frm us.. i mean dey were lyk BRING SUM GIFT WORTH Rs.50 or more for da carnival... !! n dude guys did amazin tricks 2 fool em ! sum tricks were.... manupulating the price tag...buyin fake AXE deo 4 30bucks...givin half empty body talc!! n in treasure island every "prize"(dats wat dey calld) had a number ...u wud hav 2 pick a no frm a box... n u'l get da "prize" whch has da no on it! shitt man.. how can ppl b so foolish to pay 4 wat he gave ?? sheesh
back 2 da topic!!!!!! it was my last carnival (as a school student coz it was my last yr in skool)!! Ezaz was draggin me... YES.. dragggin me coz i was soo tired.. has circled da ground 8 times n i cudn do it any more !!! ezaz was tryin 2 find sum chick.. n so v had 2 circle da ground... !! Search baby search !!! ..aftr a while ezaz meets sum f his frnds ..all kinnda known faces.. excpt tarique... ! so he introduces .... me is lyk who cares.... wateva !! n was back to goin round n round !!

few days later i went 2 a gal school's carnival !! Loreto House !! sum chick calld me..so i happily went dere hopin 2 see sum "GOOD" stuffs n all !! as God always does to me.. it was such a crappp n borin one !! small stalls...dead music !! though i met da chick... i was lyk fuck.. i m goin home !! den suddenly i see one familiar face.... i m lyk damn whr hav i seen dis guy.. whr whr whrr!! even he was starin at me... i just lookd behind me .. just as a check to make sure he if he was seein gal behind me .... bt No.. no good gals were dere !! den i just wnt ahead n he was lyk "kaisa hai ?" then me realized it was da guy whom i met in da carnival.. n i didn know his name... bt he gave company 4 nxt 2hrs !! HELL YEAH dats STB guys.. whdr dey know u or dont know u.... dey can tok n cover any topic !! aftr dat met couple f tym in school(durnin pre boards).. saw him standin outside STG gate (one famous spot) .... n our frndshp startd .........n goin on ..........

Inspiredddd !!!

Adeeemmmmm..... !! Now this guy inspired me to write "blogs" !! Amazinn shit he writes... v all know dat... n 4 those newbies ... check him out at " http://jeetsarebetterthantweets.blogspot.com/" !! n to Adeeem....Thnx chamcham for inspirin mee!!


Now lemme introduce u 2 me small world.... which is obviously revolves arnd me fam n pals!!
me frnds.....good ones.... Tarique- The RBKI.. one innocent kamina.....fuckin ran away to hyd 4 studies....geeko !! Tango-The Champ...one asshole ... me pal since class 8......!! Chubby- The Model cum Doc..... amazin mixture...!! Fattyma- da shawty...... hell yeah shorter dan me... can u bet ! Ezaz- Mammaz Boy......wont even step out f his house widout his mumz permission... Come on dude ur fuckin 20years old !! freakyy !! Adeem- Dubaiiii (as given by one f our teachers) one son f a gun...n one amazin keyboardist... our dream of makin sum cool songs still remains a dream !! n yeah Reetika... da runaway bride !
so this quite sums up me good pals... loads more pals r dere .. bt dese r da closest ones !!
Funny shits happen.....but most r me school incidents.... !! nothin beats STB... !! will tell abt all f da stuffs.. bt frm da nxt blog !!