Emm BEe Yay

All ya guyz herez wishin u a fuckin happy fuckin new fuckin year !! May all u ppl get the keyz 2 unlock pyjamaz!!
Man o man the year 2010 was fun ,atleast 4 me !! After the kickass moments at CL I finally got in2 a bskool!! Too bad I was alone,all my palz betrayed me n went 2 sumother bskoolz..Fuck u adeem !! I really believed dat bskool shud b disciplined and all… but here ? Hardly any blokes turn up! Why o Lord Why….unless our asses get whooped we don’t learn!! The good thing is that we don’t wear formals everyday,give me an ac car n ac classroom sure I’ll wear formals n turn up !!
My section has all the insane ppl !! one guy sits n toks abt how bad our college is … dude u hav already enrolld urslf..there is no lookin back…so stop complainin n start takin things in a positive way.there is one guy who toks on phone wid his mum while class is goin on. Another one eats more than khali!! He actually eats two meals for lunch. There is a chick who ends up blabberin answers to teacher !! n me pal makes fun f me by relatin me to her… n dat has a story behind it..Once she came n gave her email address so dat I cud add her in the group email list and while she was givin me her id.. she said.. “Oh its so hot” and this thing me pal heard n said ooo see she feels hot when she is near u !!! stupid ass !! one of me pal in college is such a big fan of SRK that he gave chocz on birthday of SRK!!And my section has already become blacklisted !! durin exam donno which cunt wrote an abuse next to a chix name on attendance sheet…. Man dis is sooo fuckin lame !! Our profz r equally insane!! Our mis prof speaks sooo soft that apart frm 1st couple f benches none can hear his voice. N he always speaks abt how bad our city is n hw good America is where he used to work …n I m sure he got kickd out ! :D then is GD..our stats sir who gave promising speeches like politicians then scwd us at da end f da exam !! bloody completed 3 imp chaptrz in 1hr !! Douche bag !!! law classes were soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fuckin borin !! almost dozed off !!! the best thng my college has is canteen n IT lab…. I like it !! though most f da tym canteen runs out f those spl food…still….!!!
Nevertheless …still I ended up makin a good set f pals!! Do hav tons f fun durin the class !! Pretty happy coz I really expctd that mba wud scrw my ass hard !! Still havin a safe ass till now…. Lets see wat hapnz next !!

Nandan se no bandhan

Movies !! now that’s something I love to watch…specially comic ones !! recently I went for a movie with my cousin at Nandan for It’s a wonderful afterlife flick!! For those who don’t know about Nandan,it’s a theatre made by the govt of west Bengal for the citizens ! many international film festivals are held there so it’s a pretty decent theatre! It screens Bengali,hindi n also foreign flicks! Enuf abt da description!!! It was an evenin show, I went to get the tickets….. no queue..tickets are pretty cheap..wat more do I want ? as I was gettn da ticket, a girl came to buy tickets,she was accompanied by her pals ! Looked bong to me n boy I was proved right the next moment! She said “AII ETA KI SIN-EMAA ?” n she read like dis
“ EETS A ONE-DERFOOL APHTARLIE-EF ?? BABA RE” !! I was like fuck if u don’t know what flick is on,why do you come ? me cousin n me were laughin our ass off ! the previous show had just got over and tons f bongs were comin out f the theatre(previous show was some bong flick)! I was just shockd to see so many people watchin at nandan! I went inside the theatre … decent ambience..empty seats!! Was seated to my allotted seat…. N slowly people startd comin in ! after a while I realized that just the 1st two rows of the hall were filled(balcony) n rest 15-20rows behind were empty!! Obviously people wanted to space out !! but the attendant was like NO u have to sit accordn 2 ur allotd seat no ! fuck man ..wat an asshole!! Then suddenly heard a “TRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIINGGGG” …a bell rang…which meant its time for the show… lights dimmed out !! I was like damn .. sounded I was back in school ! The flick startd n after a while I did change the seat ! take dat sucker!!! Sound : GOOD Picture : GOOD Seats:Okay !! crowed : decent because it was NOT a hindi or bong flick !! Attendants: CRAAP aall bloody over 50years old !!

Tere Naam

Writin after a looooooooooong time !! I truly believe in the phrase “"What's in a name? That which we call a rose,By any other name would smell as sweet."But why name your kid so that world can make fun ???
1) It was my friend’s ex’s sisz bday! We were invited over there,no chicken still food was pretty good at Saturday Club. Then we were introduced to this guy, lemme tell u how he introduced himself , “Hi I m Lal, Lal Punjabi!! “ WHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ? WHAT WEIRD NAME IS THAT ??? though v didn say this, he said “ I KNOW MY NAME IS DIFFERENT” !!Fuck yeah its different !! Any Safed Mallu ? or Gulabi Bihari ? or Hara Bangali arnd ?? The funniest part was that HE WASN A PUNJABI…. He was a Bihari ! Weird world !!
2) Mayanti Langer !!! N shez an Indian… a HOT one !!
3) Micheal Madhusudhan Dutt – Michael n he is a Bengali ! no sense of name!!
4) Ustav Anthony Mondal – though he was my friend still… Ustav n anthony ?
5) Vicky Micheal Hussain mixture f H & M !!
6) Alyssa Megnonsa- singer !! neah not English onez…. HINDIIIIIIII !!!
7) HARDICK BUNKA !!! wat a dicky name !!!
8) Jaspreet- a GUY
9) Jasnjeet- a GIRL… no offence to da punjabiz.. but y such names ? cant even identify da sex frn name
10) Soumya- I had a classmate with that name.. n I m frm a BOYS' school n eventually I have a female version of Soumya !!

COME UP WITH BETTER NAMES.... common wud do.. but yeah if there isn such names how will v pull their legs ?? CHAMPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!!!!

THE END OF ONE F MY BEST YEARz

The End of the Year 2009!!damnn !! 2009 An amazing year!! Unexpected things happened!!It was a year of variations... frm fights to love....Surprises to SHOCKS !! Basically GOOD things happened!! The Year has been EXTREMELY LUCKY for me,in Every sphere...Academics...Love...Fun..Friendships !! Lets recap....

Jan- Ahhh.. went to Hyderabad to meet Tarique! Had a wonderful time with him n fatty!
Jan- Went to Pune!! shit hole bus journeyyy !! froze my asssss !!!
Jan- Met sum spl frnds in Cal for da 1st time !!!
Feb- Cousin's Weddin at Patna !! Fun times wid all f me cousins!! P.S-PATNA IS VERY VERY DIRTY... DIRTIER THAN CALCUTTA...IMAGINEE!!
Feb-CAREER LAUNCHERRRRRR..aahhh !! But very nice!! seriously...!! don look at me.. i never paid attention ova there!! Materials were really nice!!
March-MY BDAYYY !! HHAHAAA !! :P
April-IPL
May-ELECTIONS !! MAMATAAA BANERJEEEEEE....SO SexxEEEEEEEE !!!
June-Exams
July- Met Tarique n fatty again ... but this time in Cal
July- Went to Mumbai
July- Went to Pune again...Very nice trip... Met Chubby,Nidz n also Sanju!Buggd Sanju alot !!
Aug- HEHE HAHA times wid frnds
Sept- Cool times wid CB
Oct-RESULTSSSS ! GOT THRUUU !! YAY !! plus Cousinz came over!Spent sum very quality n fun times wid em !!
Nov-Deba backk in town... too bad cudn meet her!! Sorry Buddy!!
Dec-Tarique came....n also Reetika (n shez still here) n Charles(Gr8 guy) too! WAT A LUNCH WE HAD!! lolzzz
Dec-MAT
Dec-MAT results(Got thru again)
Dec-Sittin n writing a blog( da last day f da year) apparently da last hour f da year!!

Hope Da New Year...that is 2010 stays for me as fun n as lucky as 2009 !!
2009..a very very VERYYY important year in my shit life !!
Wishing A Very Funfilled ,Stongbonded 2010 to all me pals who read my blog
n 4 those who doesn... may ur comp hangs wen u r watchin porno n ya mum enters ya room!!

Outskirt

A week back i went to sum place outside Cal ! I mean just outside city limits! like 30km frm my place! My cousin,5 f his frnds n me!! two cars ! food ... Check!! Petrol... Check! Music ...Check!! Thought v wudn need anythn else! v were soo wrong !!
V were asked to keep da car almost near da startin f da lane, coz da lane wud get narrow n there wud b no place to park da car! so v had no options rather than to walk!! v walked n walkd n walkd!dat son f a gun told us its just a km away !!
It was damn sunny, thank god da roads were kinnda shady... atleast sum parts were !!wish v had umbrellas!!da place smelled f cow shit!! completely empty road!! not even one single person walkin excpt us!! v walkd for abt 20mins,no way v were walking more!!! walkin was da only mean... no other means f transport also! coz it was afternoon n it was a village so ppl were inside their house!! lazy bastards!!! Saw a mini-dor cumin,Tata Ace... thank god!! just hitch hikd it!! never knew it was so fun on a mini-dor! n journey was like a safari!! trees all creepin on u !! it was lyk we r going n going n goin!! after 30mins reachd da destination!!
But bigger prob came up! how will v come back to da cars ? v cant get lucky all da tym! atlast found an auto.. only one was dere !! so v had no options.. 8guys+ da driver in one auto!! gettin da scene ? very very uncomfortable yet very very very fun n hilarious journey !!bumpy ride.. bt reachd were da cars were parkd !!

U think dis is da end ? NOO !!


We were rite at da extreme southern tip.... frm there we went to extreme north !! Diagonally coverd up Cal !! not bad !! but v were hungry ! no place to eat ! v weren in a mood to eat chips n all !! asked one shop if they hav dumplinz n all or atleast sumthin to eat ! they were like no.. will start cookin frm 6 wen da owner f da shop cums!! wat shitt yaar ! damn!! anyways completd da job n came back home arnd 6 n had food!! Over 120kms !! not bad !! not bad at all!!

Coolest Cousinz

Memories!! Love em!! One should keep em coming!! Earlier things were so nice! Had amzain time with cousins. Our group consistd f 11-15cousins(depends on da time).i guess I have da coolest cousins arnd !!Life was so damn active! Everyday we used to play cricket on terrace but v usually played inside…I mean da verandah. Almost broke all da fragile things around,lamps,clocks! Window panes were spared coz v kept da windows open! Weekend mornings were booked by swimming classes or morning walks or cricket(field)! Once I was playing wid da cousins on terrace, I was fieldin at silly point.. n it was “silly” ! one f me cousins whackd da ball hard n BOOM !! it hit my…….!! Yes u guessed it rite!! Damn it was fuckin swollen !! it took a long tym to recover! Arnd a month!! Weekends ..specially Sundays used to be a family lunch! One would find all f em, I mean granfather n his branches n their branches(uncles,aunties n their kids) at this house on a Sunday n during summer/winter/puja vacations! But Sunday was follwed by Monday! Crappp!!early mornin school!!
Loved new year time! I mean 31st december used to be a big get togther of us(cousins)! During dat time award shows were pretty new. People used to watch it unlike now a days! We used to watch it till 11pm n after that our fun started! We used to play cards,hide n seek n also dat game where u hav to gues da name f da flick! Cards were pretty fine.. rest were definitely not fine !! we used to play hide n seek in pitch darkness!! Verandah’s night lamp was da only light dat was switch on.. rest were switchd off!! No lights inside rooms!! N worst part was dat u have to tell da names wen u find em! Too dark n sppoooky! Plus cousins used to make all these freaky noises !! n they used to hide in all worst places u can think of!! sumtyms on ceilnz..wid support frm da walls!(passage towards da washroom,as da passage isn too wide, one can take da supprt frm both f da walls !! but it was freaky fun!! n da other game was wicked!! Cousins used to ask to act n express da names f da C grade flicks!!
N loads f shit v did!! Specially my cousin bros!! they were…sorry are.. so so so wicked!! frm flirtin arnd wid chix to spendin awsum holidays!! We did it almost all f da things !! n still v keep doin all shit n all !!

Bad to Good !!

People say i m bad,pervert,asshole,wicked..... but i wasn like this.Actually i was very well mannered,very decent,very innocent..... till class5 !! Until Class 6, all of me pals were completely bong.... so i had their influence on me. I never abused, actually once i did.. wen i was a kid.... n my parents whoopd my ass! that was da 1st n da last time my parents gave me a whack!!so u now know da reason y i m like dis ! As i was saying, i had this all bong group....da nerdz....so i was unknown f many facts! n later on... i mean wen i was in class 12.. i came to know dat most f da guys frm dat had turnd gays!! Lucky me !!!
That time pen fights were on a great hype,dat was our fav game!! Championships to knockout tournamnts!! but apart frm dat... this shit game v used to play.. donnno how cud i ever play such a shit game!! "Chor Police" , da game in which u hav to pick up chits.. n inside dem one wud b "chor" n other "police".. da others wud just take part.... da guy has to catch da "chor".. n if da chor winks to sum1.. da guy shud say "I M DEAD" !! so da police has to find out who is da one b4 all d da ppl r "winked" out! so v were playin one day n i was kickin a guy.. n dat fucker wnt n complaind to da teacher.. i mean a who was incharge f da block ! i donno y... but ppl used to see me n think i m very innocent..so as usual teacher was like okay fine ..u r a good boy don do it nxt tym!! i was lyk okay sir! came back to my place.. n again startd kickin him! asshole!! n yeah wid due respct to bongs.... most f da bongs.. not all.. coz i know handful f guys who r very nice, apart from them most r back bitchers n tattle talers ! worse dan gals!! i had loads f experiences!
will tell ya one ... in class 7 there was one douche! he used to sit beside me! bad luck dude... u r sittin beside me.. so u gotta bear me! as usual i was doin dis n dat.... apart frm wat da teacherz had askd and i used to bug him,lyk make fun n one day his parents came n complained to da PRINCIPAL.. dat i don let him study!! bastard... if u hav probs then move ur fuckin ass .. don sit beside me!! how can guys b like this!! later half f my school life was cool.. thnx to afzal( for ruinin me..
actually for teachin me.. ) tango.. n da commerce guys n yeah adeem(after school days)!! actually afzal used to tell me all freaky adult jokes to me!!! Amazin one... !! since then i startd becomin a "GOOD" boy!! n each day passd on n i gaind more n more knowledge! We go to school to gain knowledge rite ? bad or good.... its never mentioned!
Early days(class 7-9) v used to be happy seeing cleavage f actresses or wen we used to go through words like "SEX" "Intercourse" "AIDS"(coz aids was always by sex) ! N guys were mad about TOI(Times Of India) specially da TIMES CITY... u know da reason rite ? HOT CHIX PIX!! N used to go through da biology books,used to look at da diagrams(commerce guys v were) !! n Library Class was a class were v used to talk abt sex !! donno y..!! u see bunch f guys tokin in dat class.. its gotta be sex! n rest went off to sleep.. dreamin abt sex!!

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