Nandan se no bandhan

Movies !! now that’s something I love to watch…specially comic ones !! recently I went for a movie with my cousin at Nandan for It’s a wonderful afterlife flick!! For those who don’t know about Nandan,it’s a theatre made by the govt of west Bengal for the citizens ! many international film festivals are held there so it’s a pretty decent theatre! It screens Bengali,hindi n also foreign flicks! Enuf abt da description!!! It was an evenin show, I went to get the tickets….. no queue..tickets are pretty cheap..wat more do I want ? as I was gettn da ticket, a girl came to buy tickets,she was accompanied by her pals ! Looked bong to me n boy I was proved right the next moment! She said “AII ETA KI SIN-EMAA ?” n she read like dis
“ EETS A ONE-DERFOOL APHTARLIE-EF ?? BABA RE” !! I was like fuck if u don’t know what flick is on,why do you come ? me cousin n me were laughin our ass off ! the previous show had just got over and tons f bongs were comin out f the theatre(previous show was some bong flick)! I was just shockd to see so many people watchin at nandan! I went inside the theatre … decent ambience..empty seats!! Was seated to my allotted seat…. N slowly people startd comin in ! after a while I realized that just the 1st two rows of the hall were filled(balcony) n rest 15-20rows behind were empty!! Obviously people wanted to space out !! but the attendant was like NO u have to sit accordn 2 ur allotd seat no ! fuck man ..wat an asshole!! Then suddenly heard a “TRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIINGGGG” …a bell rang…which meant its time for the show… lights dimmed out !! I was like damn .. sounded I was back in school ! The flick startd n after a while I did change the seat ! take dat sucker!!! Sound : GOOD Picture : GOOD Seats:Okay !! crowed : decent because it was NOT a hindi or bong flick !! Attendants: CRAAP aall bloody over 50years old !!

Tere Naam

Writin after a looooooooooong time !! I truly believe in the phrase “"What's in a name? That which we call a rose,By any other name would smell as sweet."But why name your kid so that world can make fun ???
1) It was my friend’s ex’s sisz bday! We were invited over there,no chicken still food was pretty good at Saturday Club. Then we were introduced to this guy, lemme tell u how he introduced himself , “Hi I m Lal, Lal Punjabi!! “ WHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ? WHAT WEIRD NAME IS THAT ??? though v didn say this, he said “ I KNOW MY NAME IS DIFFERENT” !!Fuck yeah its different !! Any Safed Mallu ? or Gulabi Bihari ? or Hara Bangali arnd ?? The funniest part was that HE WASN A PUNJABI…. He was a Bihari ! Weird world !!
2) Mayanti Langer !!! N shez an Indian… a HOT one !!
3) Micheal Madhusudhan Dutt – Michael n he is a Bengali ! no sense of name!!
4) Ustav Anthony Mondal – though he was my friend still… Ustav n anthony ?
5) Vicky Micheal Hussain mixture f H & M !!
6) Alyssa Megnonsa- singer !! neah not English onez…. HINDIIIIIIII !!!
7) HARDICK BUNKA !!! wat a dicky name !!!
8) Jaspreet- a GUY
9) Jasnjeet- a GIRL… no offence to da punjabiz.. but y such names ? cant even identify da sex frn name
10) Soumya- I had a classmate with that name.. n I m frm a BOYS' school n eventually I have a female version of Soumya !!

COME UP WITH BETTER NAMES.... common wud do.. but yeah if there isn such names how will v pull their legs ?? CHAMPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!!!!